You thought I was done, didn’t you? Well, I’ve only just begun. But this time I wanted to add a few recommendations to make air travel more safe and enjoyable – based solely upon my astute observations of crazy people on planes. First, bring back the hot pants of the […]
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Do you recall the story of Babylon? You know the time God dispersed mankind into different parts of the world with different languages, so that we could not communicate. Do you ever fear that has happened again? First let me say I am an old fart. Almost 57, purely […]
Since my post on Monty Python yesterday received at least one comment, I think I’m on to something and I want to keep that trend going. I think coconuts was the key meta tag that lead my reader to me, your humble master of absurdity. For ages I’ve seen pictures […]
Late April 2014 my wife and I went to Kauai for a two-week visit to determine if we truly wanted to live there full time. We drove almost every road there was to be driven on. Kuhio highway will take you to the farthest end of the North Shore. That […]
To give equal time to the opposite sex, I’ve placed my mind into the role of a menopausal woman (God help me!) to counter debate my Man Club post titled “Naggopause.” So without further interruption, the following 10 words have now been genetically engineered into the mutant genes of women everywhere, […]
Sometimes I lie awake in the early morning hours and just think. Sometimes the thoughts are deep and many times, well, like this one, not so profound. Why do they call it “Menopause?” Do men get a pause from women or women get a pause from men? As I said, […]
I’ve never had really deep thoughts about an obituary until today. A 29 year-old lady at my office told me I was sweet for opening the door and answering her QuickBooks questions. My reply was that I was sweet because I didn’t want my obituary to read: “Mauled by female […]
In my last post you learned I was working for a local CPA firm comprised of 99.9% women, or as I call it – “Occupy Insanity Street.” They have dubbed me a token male. To be precise, here’s the meaning: “anything of only nominal value” Well… this shall not stand! We tokens, […]
Honestly, I don’t remember much about this past year. It was a blur. I think we had a polar corset, pineapple espressos, or something like that. I increased my fiber intake. My college football team (OU) initially ranked #4 and ended #400 (out of a possible 130 teams) – who […]
Why do they call it social media? It’s all a lie. Social media is just the politically correct way of saying it. There are folks getting rich giving you a medium to post some really nasty stuff, you just hope you don’t get caught, well until today. Welcome to SneerBook […]