Late April 2014 my wife and I went to Kauai for a two-week visit to determine if we truly wanted to live there full time. We drove almost every road there was to be driven on. Kuhio highway will take you to the farthest end of the North Shore. That […]
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To give equal time to the opposite sex, I’ve placed my mind into the role of a menopausal woman (God help me!) to counter debate my Man Club post titled “Naggopause.” So without further interruption, the following 10 words have now been genetically engineered into the mutant genes of women everywhere, […]
In my last post you learned I was working for a local CPA firm comprised of 99.9% women, or as I call it – “Occupy Insanity Street.” They have dubbed me a token male. To be precise, here’s the meaning: “anything of only nominal value” Well… this shall not stand! We tokens, […]
I am currently working for a local CPA firm until our move to Kauai is complete. Yes, I know, I know… I’ve been writing about this for over a year. A house is in the escrow process, but until then, I wanted to stay busy and make a little money. […]
Honestly, I don’t remember much about this past year. It was a blur. I think we had a polar corset, pineapple espressos, or something like that. I increased my fiber intake. My college football team (OU) initially ranked #4 and ended #400 (out of a possible 130 teams) – who […]
You most likely have seen this by now. A football fan letting their emotions run wild and then the absurdly inexplicable occurs: [youtube=http://youtu.be/Gk7xKE5T2k0] As a writer of satire posts, this incident just had to be made fun of. So my first post of 2014 is coined the “Sooner Fraternity Belly […]
Well we’ve come to the close of another year. Another year chock full of the absurdity of humans. So let’s count down the top absurdities voted on in a poll of randomly selected readers [Me]. You can even read my past social commentary at the very time the absurdity occurred. […]
I love enterprising people! They take the ordinary daily objects and make art, art you can wear and be the center of the fashion universe, the attraction on main street. But these corked off entrepreneurs never go all the way, to turn a Martha Steward 30 sec0nd artsy project, into […]
I have always said the inspiration for my humor writing comes from other people. They supply just enough information and then I run with it. Case in point, I was at a party when a person over heard we were moving to Hawaii. This person, who I had never met […]
As usual, my friends on Facebook provide the material for my insanity. One of my female friends drug me into this one with the the following question. Here it goes: I have a question for the ladies……. Be honest! Have you ever tried spanx? LOL! I did once, I couldn’t […]