I know that flying is a necessary mode of transportation if you want to see the world. But if you really think about it, it is absurd what we have to go through. In 1977 I worked for an airport restaurant loading alcohol and hot meals for Southwest airlines flights […]
Kauai
Planet Before you begin reading this post, do your best to read it with the voice of Sir David Attenborough running through your mind. It will make it sound intelligent and even educational, or John Cleese if you prefer absurdity. My wife and I sit on our front Lanai every […]
Well, 2015 wasn’t my greatest year for writing here on the most fabulous blog of the world (I had readers from 71 countries). I blame it on living on the island of Kauai since May. You see here we have gorgeous days and nights with endless flowing Mai Tai’s […]
Since my post on Monty Python yesterday received at least one comment, I think I’m on to something and I want to keep that trend going. I think coconuts was the key meta tag that lead my reader to me, your humble master of absurdity. For ages I’ve seen pictures […]
Rev up your engines, the GCX3 model is due this October. This means my daughter is giving birth to my third grandchild this October. I have two strapping grandsons named Brogan and Beckett (born this August), soon to be All-American linebacker duo at the University of Oklahoma (if I have […]
Yesterday we took a little trip to photograph the swells and waves breaking near Kealia Beach outside of Kapaa, Kauai, Hawaii. The photos of me are absolutely fabulous, but the waves in the background do not do it justice. These waves were HUGE!!! Well, to me at least, a middle-aged […]
Well, we moved to paradise (Kauai Hawaii) to get away from F5 tornadoes in Oklahoma and Arkansas banjo players. What did we run to? Three Category 4 hurricanes with silly names like: Kilo Ignacio Jimena Today is August 31st, which means we have all of September, October, and November for […]
Catchy title eh? Now that you are here, let me tell you about Kauai, my new home. It’s a great place with a lot of great people. Kids are seen playing in the streets and people walk their dogs and stop by for a chat. We arrived in May and […]
Honestly, I don’t remember much about this past year. It was a blur. I think we had a polar corset, pineapple espressos, or something like that. I increased my fiber intake. My college football team (OU) initially ranked #4 and ended #400 (out of a possible 130 teams) – who […]
I read a blog today of a lady’s unexpected health problem and the fear she is now experiencing. I understand completely her fears, not knowing the answer is the most difficult part. One can deal with a diagnosis, good or bad, we can move on, make plans and get busy living […]