You thought I was done, didn’t you? Well, I’ve only just begun. But this time I wanted to add a few recommendations to make air travel more safe and enjoyable – based solely upon my astute observations of crazy people on planes. First, bring back the hot pants of the […]
Life in General
Catchy hashtag, eh? As a writer of both insane humor and satire, and even serious fantasy, you have to get noticed. This means you write about things in current society that have emotive effect, such as a mob of women, dressed in red clothing, pink bunny hats (oh wait, those […]
Okay I took some time off to make a living instead of entertaining my followers for free. After two years on Kauai, it is time to move back to the mainland to find employment in – Florida. Well, if you can’t have Hawaii, Florida will do just fine. There’s still […]
I saw this article on Facebook today about bloggers. Bloggers Fake Death So, to gain as much attention as possible I am writing this while dying. Why should I not get equal attention? This is Murica! But what am I dying of or died from? Hm…. Cold Weather 3,000 […]
I’ve never had really deep thoughts about an obituary until today. A 29 year-old lady at my office told me I was sweet for opening the door and answering her QuickBooks questions. My reply was that I was sweet because I didn’t want my obituary to read: “Mauled by female […]
I am going to go out on a limb today and ponder a question. Is the popularity of 50 Shades of Grey a reflection of a bored society? As a writer, it is my attempt to understand human nature so that I can provide a narrative to connect with readers […]
Well we’ve come to the close of another year. Another year chock full of the absurdity of humans. So let’s count down the top absurdities voted on in a poll of randomly selected readers [Me]. You can even read my past social commentary at the very time the absurdity occurred. […]
We are born and lessons we must learn; to be possessed by our possessions only later to be burned, and adorn our homes and lives with accessories we think we yearn. We run the race of affluency and gather in loud circles nodding agreeably and knowing we are not heard. […]
I read the news on a daily basis so that I can immediately find something satirical to write about. Usually there is something in the news that is reported and then everyone in the bandwagon falls out. In this case it’s about delivery drones. I kidded around on Facebook about […]
I read via many sources that people are flipping out over actors and actresses signed on to do parts in Diana Gabaldon’s – Outlander series and E.L. James – 50 Shades of Grey series. As an epic fantasy author (not ever to be confused with erotic fantasy), I want a […]