In my last post you learned I was working for a local CPA firm comprised of 99.9% women, or as I call it – “Occupy Insanity Street.” They have dubbed me a token male. To be precise, here’s the meaning: “anything of only nominal value” Well… this shall not stand! We tokens, […]
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I am currently working for a local CPA firm until our move to Kauai is complete. Yes, I know, I know… I’ve been writing about this for over a year. A house is in the escrow process, but until then, I wanted to stay busy and make a little money. […]
Honestly, I don’t remember much about this past year. It was a blur. I think we had a polar corset, pineapple espressos, or something like that. I increased my fiber intake. My college football team (OU) initially ranked #4 and ended #400 (out of a possible 130 teams) – who […]
As I may have mentioned, some of my humor material comes from Facebook comments. This month’s commentary has to do with outwitting our lovely wives, because it’s also the month of Valentines, where they expect perishable items such as roses, wine, and chocolate. Or they may want dream items like […]
You see these all the time, little meme’s that catch our attention. They are meant to be funny and give us a chuckle, but this one… it’s real! Notice it’s #2044? Women have codified their offensive against us men. They are sneaky with these little innuendos. If my wife did […]
Men, you’ve been through this before. Your girlfriend, fiancee or wife has just returned from shopping and she wants to tell you about the bargains she found and how much money she saved. Be prepared – it’s going to hurt. In this month’s Female Code episode, I gave you an […]
This sounds like a chapter from a fantasy adventure story, but it is actually a chapter out of modern history. Last night I died laughing, but was resurrected, by my male genetic code to survive this modern age, from watching comedian Don Friesen. He’s now my favorite comedian because he […]
Every so often I spy on women’s blogs, just to get material for this monthly post. For context, you might want to read this blog’s post first [Beware it concerns what some women do to be bedazzled in the private area] Now that you have read this, do you now […]
I just had to write this, because I had to sit through Under the Tuscan Sun, again, about a woman with a new life in Italy. The character runs into the man of her dreams, but is set back, when he turns away from her because of a perceived lack […]
A blogger was curious if all men have a fantasy island, where the only thoughts are of food and sex? She was referring to my first post on the philosophical question of Ginger or Mary Ann? I mentioned the F5 gene of most men, which are : Food Football Fixing […]