Sometimes I lie awake in the early morning hours and just think. Sometimes the thoughts are deep and many times, well, like this one, not so profound. Why do they call it “Menopause?” Do men get a pause from women or women get a pause from men? As I said, […]
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In my last post you learned I was working for a local CPA firm comprised of 99.9% women, or as I call it – “Occupy Insanity Street.” They have dubbed me a token male. To be precise, here’s the meaning: “anything of only nominal value” Well… this shall not stand! We tokens, […]
Men need all the help they can get with women and technology geeks need to get busy with solutions. The Man Club, in its quest to provide members with valuable services and products, introduces THE product gift of 2014 – The Manslater. Here’s the product advertisement. [youtube=http://youtu.be/ezVib_giTFo] Responses from members […]
I follow many authors on Facebook. Sometimes they inspire me to write and sometimes inspire me to comment on meme’s, photo’s, etc. The following is a meme, provided by author and all around good sport Amalie Jahn posted on Facebook. Now I ask you fellow man club members, is this […]
Have you noticed on Facebook how people post how they feel after Thanksgiving, but never post a photo of themselves? They project their true identities through anthropomorphism (big word, eh? I’m an author, YAZ!) and blame poor cats and dogs for their gluttony. Most men are laid out in their […]
Men, you’ve been through this before. Your girlfriend, fiancee or wife has just returned from shopping and she wants to tell you about the bargains she found and how much money she saved. Be prepared – it’s going to hurt. In this month’s Female Code episode, I gave you an […]
This month I explored the insanity of a June wedding and why it means anything at all to women. Women are insane, but clever. Let’s revisit the movie the Wedding Crashers. Here two heroes have conquered the world of women, only to succumb to their succubus clever ways. By the […]
May is a special month. May 1st is where we may celebrate or we may protest against work. As a professionally starving writer, I celebrate that my accounting skills may support me, while I may just become a world best-selling author. It is also the month we may celebrate Cinco […]
This sounds like a chapter from a fantasy adventure story, but it is actually a chapter out of modern history. Last night I died laughing, but was resurrected, by my male genetic code to survive this modern age, from watching comedian Don Friesen. He’s now my favorite comedian because he […]
In conjunction with the bedazzling post from the April 2013 Female Code monthly edition, I suggested we men should have a flag system to communicate with our wives. Since women are now bedazzling their body parts, why can’t we men hoist flags on ours? Some men would have difficulty making […]