Sometimes I lie awake in the early morning hours and just think. Sometimes the thoughts are deep and many times, well, like this one, not so profound. Why do they call it “Menopause?” Do men get a pause from women or women get a pause from men? As I said, […]
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I read the news to stay current with current affairs and to write redundant sentences, such as this current one. I swear you cannot make this stuff up. It is out of the headlines of our absurd news. This story appeared out of nowhere like a green methane fog. http://newsok.com/man-sues-bishop-for-failing-to-exorcise-flatulent-demons/article/3782304 […]
In conjunction with the bedazzling post from the April 2013 Female Code monthly edition, I suggested we men should have a flag system to communicate with our wives. Since women are now bedazzling their body parts, why can’t we men hoist flags on ours? Some men would have difficulty making […]