I know I may take some flack for this, but here it goes. With all the issues of sexual harassment, assault and rape in the news these days, I thought I’d tackle a part of this very sensitive issue. First, my mother taught me how to be a gentleman. I’ve […]
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Since my post on Monty Python yesterday received at least one comment, I think I’m on to something and I want to keep that trend going. I think coconuts was the key meta tag that lead my reader to me, your humble master of absurdity. For ages I’ve seen pictures […]
To give equal time to the opposite sex, I’ve placed my mind into the role of a menopausal woman (God help me!) to counter debate my Man Club post titled “Naggopause.” So without further interruption, the following 10 words have now been genetically engineered into the mutant genes of women everywhere, […]
Sometimes I lie awake in the early morning hours and just think. Sometimes the thoughts are deep and many times, well, like this one, not so profound. Why do they call it “Menopause?” Do men get a pause from women or women get a pause from men? As I said, […]
I saw this article on Facebook today about bloggers. Bloggers Fake Death So, to gain as much attention as possible I am writing this while dying. Why should I not get equal attention? This is Murica! But what am I dying of or died from? Hm…. Cold Weather 3,000 […]
For the last three weeks we have had crappy weather, which in turn lasts until Monday, so that the crappiest day of all the week is crappified by the power of ten. If you have 3 crappy weather systems spun by polar vortices you get crap to the power of […]
Honestly, I don’t remember much about this past year. It was a blur. I think we had a polar corset, pineapple espressos, or something like that. I increased my fiber intake. My college football team (OU) initially ranked #4 and ended #400 (out of a possible 130 teams) – who […]
I follow many authors on Facebook. Sometimes they inspire me to write and sometimes inspire me to comment on meme’s, photo’s, etc. The following is a meme, provided by author and all around good sport Amalie Jahn posted on Facebook. Now I ask you fellow man club members, is this […]
That’s it – I am officially an OLD FART. I haven’t watched MTV since “Video Killed the Radio Star.” This morning I read about Miley Cyrus’ doing a rather non-lady like routine at a “VMA” awards. It was so raunchy they caught Will Smith and family aghast. People are talking […]
This was the actual headline I read in an article today. Now I am not sure if this was done on purpose to get people more interested in science, or the writer was a starving comedian, or a completely absurd fool. Whoever named the planet must have been a comedian, […]