To give equal time to the opposite sex, I’ve placed my mind into the role of a menopausal woman (God help me!) to counter debate my Man Club post titled “Naggopause.” So without further interruption, the following 10 words have now been genetically engineered into the mutant genes of women everywhere, […]
Female Code
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I am currently working for a local CPA firm until our move to Kauai is complete. Yes, I know, I know… I’ve been writing about this for over a year. A house is in the escrow process, but until then, I wanted to stay busy and make a little money. […]
As I may have mentioned, some of my humor material comes from Facebook comments. This month’s commentary has to do with outwitting our lovely wives, because it’s also the month of Valentines, where they expect perishable items such as roses, wine, and chocolate. Or they may want dream items like […]
It has arrived, the official insane season. The season of deep discounts and more useless gadgets, version 9.11. The time of year where peace and love abound amongst men of goodwill. You noticed I said “men.” Who am I kidding, it’s the season for Mad Maxine shopping and 2013 is […]
I interjected my thoughts to one of my friends on Facebook, whose post described an event 13 years ago about his lack of understanding what a woman’s definition of “doing the dishes!” is, is. He was then besieged by his wife and mother-in-law. I came to his rescue, well, sort […]
You see these all the time, little meme’s that catch our attention. They are meant to be funny and give us a chuckle, but this one… it’s real! Notice it’s #2044? Women have codified their offensive against us men. They are sneaky with these little innuendos. If my wife did […]
Okay men, sing with me now: “It’s the most wonderful time of the year! Where a quarterback slaps the center on the rear. And everyone telling you, Be of good cheer! of course, our bellies full of nachos and beer! When friends come to call, and your wife leaves for […]
Welcome friends to the hottest month of the year – July. It is also the month from Hades if you are living with a woman just beginning menopause. For decades I have fought my wife over the air conditioning thermostat. I needed it to be cool in the summer to […]
Here we go again! That extra special month where women go insane and for some reason June 4th is the date. If they aren’t marrying someone, by god, somebody better be getting married. The national economy depends on that genetic defect in women that go screaming into the night over […]
I follow many people’s blogs. They provide insight to people’s thinking or sense of humor. They provide me with inspiration. I especially love reading those written by women, because even after 53 years of life I still haven’t a clue what makes them tick and then explode. Well, one blogger […]