I am a frustrated architect. I truly wanted to design homes and buildings for a living, but couldn’t pass college physics and calculus. It just didn’t make any sense. I should have tried harder because the world is full of idiots. I have proof right here. Exhibit #1 (The EU […]
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This sounds like a chapter from a fantasy adventure story, but it is actually a chapter out of modern history. Last night I died laughing, but was resurrected, by my male genetic code to survive this modern age, from watching comedian Don Friesen. He’s now my favorite comedian because he […]
I am a CPA. Today is April 5th and the 15th is nearing. Tax season is chaos, but it would be a disaster if my Colombian Supremo coffee supply ran out. I can only imagine the deductions I’d let people get away with if caffeine wasn’t flowing through my veins. […]
For you Game of Thrones addicts, season three has begun and we find out who back stabs who, all for a chair of scrap swords. First episode we saw a guy try out the newest body mutation craze, male nipple removal. Now, I’m pretty tough. I’m 6’1″, 230 pounds, a […]
In conjunction with the bedazzling post from the April 2013 Female Code monthly edition, I suggested we men should have a flag system to communicate with our wives. Since women are now bedazzling their body parts, why can’t we men hoist flags on ours? Some men would have difficulty making […]
Every so often I spy on women’s blogs, just to get material for this monthly post. For context, you might want to read this blog’s post first [Beware it concerns what some women do to be bedazzled in the private area] Now that you have read this, do you now […]
There are always men out there who are willing to try anything to make a living, and Famous Hamish is no exception. So why not book your next vacation to a little known Hawaiian paradise hideaway. We hear it all the time, people getting tired of the same old grass […]
I just read another blogger’s hilarious take on spring break trip to Six Flags San Antonio. It has been years since I ventured to a theme park, let alone a Walmart store. Why? If you ever want to experience empirical evidence of devolution and digression just pick a spot where […]
Just to give you an idea of how absurd I am, I stalk my friends on Facebook for my material. Every so often they surprise me with some of their posts, like the one today, “Got some chicken breast out.. Any suggestions folks? I’m up to trying something new..” Now […]
I always watch my blog statistics to see what people are interested in reading. Appears Farts are leading the interest of our intellect craving nation, well, other than sex. Today’s commentary has to do with the inappropriate branding and nutrition information of cereals that have fiber as an ingredient. There […]