Have you ever wondered why flatulence from babies are so funny and lovable, but not adults? I do, because its discrimination I tell you. I am in a discriminated class of citizen and I demand my rights!!! I digress as usual. My grandson just turned four months old a few […]
Haggis
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There are always men out there who are willing to try anything to make a living, and Famous Hamish is no exception. So why not book your next vacation to a little known Hawaiian paradise hideaway. We hear it all the time, people getting tired of the same old grass […]
Welcome to Famous Hamish’s Hot Rods and Hot Haggis To Go. We want your buying experience to be pleasant, even though you are a peasant. Take for example this 1932 Highland Hummer. Aye, what a beauty! It only has 3,000,000 miles and is only $4,500. They don’t make beauties like […]
I may have mentioned that I converse with British author Danny Kemp. He is almost as insane as me. Today he mentioned the celebration of Hogmanay day in Scotland, the eating of Haggis and copious consumption of Scottish whiskey. I admit to not knowing what Haggis was, so I joked […]