Have you ever wondered why flatulence from babies are so funny and lovable, but not adults? I do, because its discrimination I tell you. I am in a discriminated class of citizen and I demand my rights!!! I digress as usual. My grandson just turned four months old a few […]
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I read the news to stay current with current affairs and to write redundant sentences, such as this current one. I swear you cannot make this stuff up. It is out of the headlines of our absurd news. This story appeared out of nowhere like a green methane fog. http://newsok.com/man-sues-bishop-for-failing-to-exorcise-flatulent-demons/article/3782304 […]
I always watch my blog statistics to see what people are interested in reading. Appears Farts are leading the interest of our intellect craving nation, well, other than sex. Today’s commentary has to do with the inappropriate branding and nutrition information of cereals that have fiber as an ingredient. There […]
As a man the age of 53, I still hope to have another 25-30 years of life ahead of me. Much of what determines my age of death is in my genetics. My grandparents averaged around the age of 84. That gives me about 31 more years. However, anything can […]
I truly try not to swear, I don’t like it when bad words roll off my tongue, and I certainly do not try to write about it. However, the other “F” word is okay to talk about, because it involves something we all do, no matter how straight-laced, upper class, […]