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Female Code – November 2013 Edition (Black Friday, Blue Monday)

It has arrived, the official insane season.  The season of deep discounts and more useless gadgets, version 9.11.  The time of year where peace and love abound amongst men of goodwill.  You noticed I said “men.” Who am I kidding, it’s the season for Mad Maxine shopping and 2013 is […]

Female Code – October 2013 Edition (Doing the Dishes)

I interjected my thoughts to one of my friends on Facebook,  whose post described an event 13 years ago about his lack of understanding what a woman’s definition of “doing the dishes!” is, is.  He was then besieged by his wife and mother-in-law.  I came to his rescue, well, sort […]

Female Code – September 2013 (Sneaky Memes)

You see these all the time, little meme’s that catch our attention.  They are meant to be funny and give us a chuckle, but this one… it’s real!  Notice it’s #2044?  Women have codified their offensive against us men. They are sneaky with these little innuendos. If my wife did […]

Character Obsessions

I read via many sources that people are flipping out over actors and actresses signed on to do parts in Diana Gabaldon’s – Outlander series and E.L. James – 50 Shades of Grey series.  As an epic fantasy author (not ever to be confused with erotic fantasy), I want a […]

Female Code – August 2013 Edition (Widow Maker)

Okay men, sing with me now: “It’s the most wonderful time of the year! Where a quarterback slaps the center on the rear. And everyone telling you, Be of good cheer! of course, our bellies full of nachos and beer! When friends come to call, and your wife leaves for […]

Man Club – July 2013 Edition (Hard Rock and Golfing)

Men, you’ve been through this before.  Your girlfriend, fiancee or wife has just returned from shopping and she wants to tell you about the bargains she found and how much money she saved.  Be prepared – it’s going to hurt. In this month’s Female Code episode, I gave you an […]