As a man the age of 53, I still hope to have another 25-30 years of life ahead of me. Much of what determines my age of death is in my genetics. My grandparents averaged around the age of 84. That gives me about 31 more years. However, anything can […]
Yearly Archives: 2013
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Welcome to Famous Hamish’s Hot Rods and Hot Haggis To Go. We want your buying experience to be pleasant, even though you are a peasant. Take for example this 1932 Highland Hummer. Aye, what a beauty! It only has 3,000,000 miles and is only $4,500. They don’t make beauties like […]
I have never understood the fascination with the hip-hop world, especially white boys pretending to have rhythm and ghetto swagger. If you feel I am wrong about this, please watch this. [youtube=http://youtu.be/iiiOqybRvsM] Are you still confused? What about Justin Bleeber, or whatever he is? You all should know by now […]
You see them all the time, little sayings embedded around cute pictures of puppies and kittens, or women without coffee (not so cute). I always wondered how they did it. In 2011, I purchased the Adobe Creative Suite Master Edition so that I could become a self publisher of my […]
I truly try not to swear, I don’t like it when bad words roll off my tongue, and I certainly do not try to write about it. However, the other “F” word is okay to talk about, because it involves something we all do, no matter how straight-laced, upper class, […]
Each month I pick a topic and somehow insanely blend it into my growing list of monthly blog posts. This month’s insanity is cupcakes, because it seems to be a huge international conspiracy and trend. To get men interested in the trend, ladies are topping the silly little cakes with […]
As I have notified my two readers before, I am approaching 54 years on this blue ball. Writing allows me openly discuss my observations of people. Now I take these observations to extremes for the sake of a laugh, or two. What I have noticed lately is the newest race, […]
We all recall the great words of Gandalf the White’s famous words to the Balrog – “You Shall Not Pass.” Wait, no, that’s actually from Monty Python’s Holy Grail. Wait, no, that’s not it either. [youtube=http://youtu.be/gXY9TuuwyL8] Whatever. The point is that this applies to the household of Famous Hamish. Just […]
I may have mentioned 1,000 times that I am 53 years old. I remember a day when hair on men was considered manly. Remember Tom Selleck? My best friend was loaded with chest hairs and attracted all the girls. Envious as I was, I shaved my chest to grow hair. […]
So you thought this was going to be about computers, didn’t you? Nope it’s about women’s breasts implants. Now I am a 53 year old man who has seen breast implant technology from version 1.1 to our current versions. They once looked normal and inviting, today they look like nuclear […]