Yearly Archives: 2013

134 posts

A Conversation About Death

As a man the age of 53, I still hope to have another 25-30 years of life ahead of me.  Much of what determines my age of death is in my genetics.  My grandparents averaged around the age of 84.  That gives me about 31 more years.  However, anything can […]

Golf Indigestion – March 2013 Edition (White Gangsta Golfers)

I have never understood the fascination with the hip-hop world, especially white boys pretending to have rhythm and ghetto swagger.  If you feel I am wrong about this, please watch this. [youtube=http://youtu.be/iiiOqybRvsM] Are you still confused?  What about Justin Bleeber, or whatever he is?  You all should know by now […]

Man Club – March 2013 Edition (The Great Cupcake Conspiracy)

Each month I pick a topic and somehow insanely blend it into my growing list of monthly blog posts.  This month’s insanity is cupcakes, because it seems to be a huge international conspiracy and trend.  To get men interested in the trend, ladies are topping the silly little cakes with […]

Female Code – March 2013 Edition (Baby Race Cupcake Festival)

As I have notified my two readers before, I am approaching 54 years on this blue ball.  Writing allows me openly discuss my observations of people.  Now I take these observations to extremes for the sake of a laugh, or two.  What I have noticed lately is the newest race, […]

You Shall Not Pass – I Double Daughter Dare you!

We all recall the great words of Gandalf the White’s famous words to the Balrog – “You Shall Not Pass.”  Wait, no, that’s actually from Monty Python’s Holy Grail.  Wait, no, that’s not it either. [youtube=http://youtu.be/gXY9TuuwyL8] Whatever. The point is that this applies to the household of Famous Hamish.  Just […]

The New Laptops – Version 44DD.1

So you thought this was going to be about computers, didn’t you?  Nope it’s about women’s breasts implants.  Now I am a 53 year old man who has seen breast implant technology  from version 1.1 to our current versions.  They once looked normal and inviting, today they look like nuclear […]