Well we’ve come to the close of another year. Another year chock full of the absurdity of humans. So let’s count down the top absurdities voted on in a poll of randomly selected readers [Me]. You can even read my past social commentary at the very time the absurdity occurred. […]
Yearly Archives: 2013
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I love enterprising people! They take the ordinary daily objects and make art, art you can wear and be the center of the fashion universe, the attraction on main street. But these corked off entrepreneurs never go all the way, to turn a Martha Steward 30 sec0nd artsy project, into […]
I have always said the inspiration for my humor writing comes from other people. They supply just enough information and then I run with it. Case in point, I was at a party when a person over heard we were moving to Hawaii. This person, who I had never met […]
We are born and lessons we must learn; to be possessed by our possessions only later to be burned, and adorn our homes and lives with accessories we think we yearn. We run the race of affluency and gather in loud circles nodding agreeably and knowing we are not heard. […]
My wife and I are moving to Hawaii in 2014. We are attempting to immerse ourselves into the Hawaiian culture and its language all the way from Oklahoma City. Learning to pronounce Hawaiian words and phrases is new and challenging, and frankly – hilarious! For example the state fish: We’ve […]
This week Cleon is on its way to freeze us into submission. But who came up with the name “Cleon?” Seriously, can’t you weather folks be a little more creative? We want to see you pronounce a few more difficult names to spice up the weather forecast. They’re boring! If […]
I read the news on a daily basis so that I can immediately find something satirical to write about. Usually there is something in the news that is reported and then everyone in the bandwagon falls out. In this case it’s about delivery drones. I kidded around on Facebook about […]
I don’t watch TV that often, but when I do, it is to learn something I never knew. My wife and I watched a show called “The Epic Tale of Everyday Things.” We are both coffee lovers, well, more like addicts to tell you the truth. In this show we […]
Have you noticed on Facebook how people post how they feel after Thanksgiving, but never post a photo of themselves? They project their true identities through anthropomorphism (big word, eh? I’m an author, YAZ!) and blame poor cats and dogs for their gluttony. Most men are laid out in their […]
It has arrived, the official insane season. The season of deep discounts and more useless gadgets, version 9.11. The time of year where peace and love abound amongst men of goodwill. You noticed I said “men.” Who am I kidding, it’s the season for Mad Maxine shopping and 2013 is […]