I have never understood the fascination with the hip-hop world, especially white boys pretending to have rhythm and ghetto swagger. If you feel I am wrong about this, please watch this. [youtube=http://youtu.be/iiiOqybRvsM] Are you still confused? What about Justin Bleeber, or whatever he is? You all should know by now […]
Golf Indigestion
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Watch this video for perspective. [youtube=http://youtu.be/bulLh_-Fal8] I’m sorry, but no, I’m really not. Foooore is actually a code word for, “I’m coming through you slow #$%#^$^!” As you recall from prior posts, I suck at the game called golf. Those that wait behind me need to learn the art of […]
I was hoping the Mayan end of the world predictions would come true so I would never have to play, or pretend to care anything at all about golfing ever again. Golfing is an addiction for some of us. We know how painful it is going to be, but we […]
It’s that time of season where we very poor golfers get gifts related to the game of golf. We get cheeky little covers for our drivers, brightly painted tees, and paper weights for our desk. Enough already. What you need to give the dedicated duffer this Christmas is a subscription […]
As we near the winter months I recall having (emphasis on had) friends who would golf year round. This means golfing on rock hard frozen ground. Do you how bad it hurts when you dig your iron into the ground and it doesn’t budge? This is when you learn about […]
Ha! Caught you looking didn’t I? This is a blog post about golfing, not about BDSM, whatever BDSM means. Golf ball makers usually add all kinds of logos, emblems, etc to their balls. The balls themselves are usually white or yellow. All of these attempts to help me concentrate never […]
For my readers and loyal followers, you know I write about my very poor game of golf. I know there is a magazine called Golf Digest. Well, since there are copyright protections on this, I know that no one in their right frame of mind would ever create a magazine […]
I am surprised with all the technology in the world. I am also surprised what can’t be done with technology. For instance, instead of screaming foooore on the golf course, why can’t my balls have a little digital detector in it as it flies straight for a fellow golfers cart […]
Here’s a thought for new twist to the zombie genre – how about zombie golfers? Just think of the excitement! Here’s a sample of the commentary of the Zombie Invitational in Zurich hosted by Zombax. “Tom is getting ready to tee off. Oops his decaying control arm just fell off. […]
I have come to realize I get invited to golf because I boost the egos of those that suck at golf. If it were not for the fact that I redefine “sucking at golf”, I’d be here at home all by my lonesome, bugging my wife whose only comment is […]