This sounds like a chapter from a fantasy adventure story, but it is actually a chapter out of modern history. Last night I died laughing, but was resurrected, by my male genetic code to survive this modern age, from watching comedian Don Friesen. He’s now my favorite comedian because he […]
Fashion
In conjunction with the bedazzling post from the April 2013 Female Code monthly edition, I suggested we men should have a flag system to communicate with our wives. Since women are now bedazzling their body parts, why can’t we men hoist flags on ours? Some men would have difficulty making […]
Every so often I spy on women’s blogs, just to get material for this monthly post. For context, you might want to read this blog’s post first [Beware it concerns what some women do to be bedazzled in the private area] Now that you have read this, do you now […]
WARNING – Gratuitous Nudity Below As you might have figured out this month’s blog posts were dedicated to cupcakes. Why? I haven’t a clue, somehow everything I read or heard this month was connected to cupcakes. Don’t get me wrong, I applaud all the entrepreneurs that are cashing in on […]
I just had to write this, because I had to sit through Under the Tuscan Sun, again, about a woman with a new life in Italy. The character runs into the man of her dreams, but is set back, when he turns away from her because of a perceived lack […]
Just to give you an idea of how absurd I am, I stalk my friends on Facebook for my material. Every so often they surprise me with some of their posts, like the one today, “Got some chicken breast out.. Any suggestions folks? I’m up to trying something new..” Now […]
I have never understood the fascination with the hip-hop world, especially white boys pretending to have rhythm and ghetto swagger. If you feel I am wrong about this, please watch this. [youtube=http://youtu.be/iiiOqybRvsM] Are you still confused? What about Justin Bleeber, or whatever he is? You all should know by now […]
Each month I pick a topic and somehow insanely blend it into my growing list of monthly blog posts. This month’s insanity is cupcakes, because it seems to be a huge international conspiracy and trend. To get men interested in the trend, ladies are topping the silly little cakes with […]
As I have notified my two readers before, I am approaching 54 years on this blue ball. Writing allows me openly discuss my observations of people. Now I take these observations to extremes for the sake of a laugh, or two. What I have noticed lately is the newest race, […]
I may have mentioned 1,000 times that I am 53 years old. I remember a day when hair on men was considered manly. Remember Tom Selleck? My best friend was loaded with chest hairs and attracted all the girls. Envious as I was, I shaved my chest to grow hair. […]