You see them all the time, little sayings embedded around cute pictures of puppies and kittens, or women without coffee (not so cute). I always wondered how they did it. In 2011, I purchased the Adobe Creative Suite Master Edition so that I could become a self publisher of my […]
EW Greenlee
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I truly try not to swear, I don’t like it when bad words roll off my tongue, and I certainly do not try to write about it. However, the other “F” word is okay to talk about, because it involves something we all do, no matter how straight-laced, upper class, […]
Each month I pick a topic and somehow insanely blend it into my growing list of monthly blog posts. This month’s insanity is cupcakes, because it seems to be a huge international conspiracy and trend. To get men interested in the trend, ladies are topping the silly little cakes with […]
As I have notified my two readers before, I am approaching 54 years on this blue ball. Writing allows me openly discuss my observations of people. Now I take these observations to extremes for the sake of a laugh, or two. What I have noticed lately is the newest race, […]
We all recall the great words of Gandalf the White’s famous words to the Balrog – “You Shall Not Pass.” Wait, no, that’s actually from Monty Python’s Holy Grail. Wait, no, that’s not it either. [youtube=http://youtu.be/gXY9TuuwyL8] Whatever. The point is that this applies to the household of Famous Hamish. Just […]
I may have mentioned 1,000 times that I am 53 years old. I remember a day when hair on men was considered manly. Remember Tom Selleck? My best friend was loaded with chest hairs and attracted all the girls. Envious as I was, I shaved my chest to grow hair. […]
So you thought this was going to be about computers, didn’t you? Nope it’s about women’s breasts implants. Now I am a 53 year old man who has seen breast implant technology from version 1.1 to our current versions. They once looked normal and inviting, today they look like nuclear […]
Every so often someone on Facebook will post a photo for the sake of laughing at absurd generations past. Today’s post was no different. Do you recall the great mullet outbreak? That’s right, the great mullet outbreak of the late 1980’s. Everyone in the family had to get in on […]
A blogger was curious if all men have a fantasy island, where the only thoughts are of food and sex? She was referring to my first post on the philosophical question of Ginger or Mary Ann? I mentioned the F5 gene of most men, which are : Food Football Fixing […]
As an independent author and publisher, I have to wear many hats or kilts. When I made the decision to control my creative universe, I knew I’d have to learn many new technologies for the task. I invested in Adobe Creative Suite – Master Edition CS5. Each day I try […]