Have you ever wondered why flatulence from babies are so funny and lovable, but not adults? I do, because its discrimination I tell you. I am in a discriminated class of citizen and I demand my rights!!! I digress as usual. My grandson just turned four months old a few […]
Monthly Archives: April 2013
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I could write something about the absurdity of people every single day. We simply have to read the news and within 30 seconds you can find the insane. Here’s a example hot from today’s headlines Sexual assault charges filed against man for being naked in his own home It appears […]
Do you know how hard it is to find an image of a man awakened by a snoring wife? It’s impossible! It’s a media conspiracy to make all men look like villains. Last night was an adventure for sure. I awoke at 1:30 am for a bladder alarm call, then […]
Sorry folks, I’ve been busy and my brain has been fried. I read a humor blog today regarding phone actresses and it reminded me of the time I made a simple dialing error. I am a CPA. I use tax software. At one time I used CCH’s ProSystemFX. Stay with […]
I read the news to stay current with current affairs and to write redundant sentences, such as this current one. I swear you cannot make this stuff up. It is out of the headlines of our absurd news. This story appeared out of nowhere like a green methane fog. http://newsok.com/man-sues-bishop-for-failing-to-exorcise-flatulent-demons/article/3782304 […]
Every month I update a series of monthly humor themes. Those that received the most likes and comments I continue to supply new material. I scour the internet for inspiration and I realized there is an endless supply for fashion disasters. Did you know there was a fashion disaster day? […]
I am old enough to remember the world before the socially impersonal personal computer. It was a sane world where the only password needed was the one that gained you access to the guy’s doubly secret tree house (Soon to be the Man Club). I think “Hate Girls” was the password […]
I am a frustrated architect. I truly wanted to design homes and buildings for a living, but couldn’t pass college physics and calculus. It just didn’t make any sense. I should have tried harder because the world is full of idiots. I have proof right here. Exhibit #1 (The EU […]
This sounds like a chapter from a fantasy adventure story, but it is actually a chapter out of modern history. Last night I died laughing, but was resurrected, by my male genetic code to survive this modern age, from watching comedian Don Friesen. He’s now my favorite comedian because he […]
I am a CPA. Today is April 5th and the 15th is nearing. Tax season is chaos, but it would be a disaster if my Colombian Supremo coffee supply ran out. I can only imagine the deductions I’d let people get away with if caffeine wasn’t flowing through my veins. […]