We all recall the great words of Gandalf the White’s famous words to the Balrog – “You Shall Not Pass.” Wait, no, that’s actually from Monty Python’s Holy Grail. Wait, no, that’s not it either. [youtube=http://youtu.be/gXY9TuuwyL8] Whatever. The point is that this applies to the household of Famous Hamish. Just […]
Monthly Archives: February 2013
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I may have mentioned 1,000 times that I am 53 years old. I remember a day when hair on men was considered manly. Remember Tom Selleck? My best friend was loaded with chest hairs and attracted all the girls. Envious as I was, I shaved my chest to grow hair. […]
So you thought this was going to be about computers, didn’t you? Nope it’s about women’s breasts implants. Now I am a 53 year old man who has seen breast implant technology from version 1.1 to our current versions. They once looked normal and inviting, today they look like nuclear […]
Every so often someone on Facebook will post a photo for the sake of laughing at absurd generations past. Today’s post was no different. Do you recall the great mullet outbreak? That’s right, the great mullet outbreak of the late 1980’s. Everyone in the family had to get in on […]
A blogger was curious if all men have a fantasy island, where the only thoughts are of food and sex? She was referring to my first post on the philosophical question of Ginger or Mary Ann? I mentioned the F5 gene of most men, which are : Food Football Fixing […]
As an independent author and publisher, I have to wear many hats or kilts. When I made the decision to control my creative universe, I knew I’d have to learn many new technologies for the task. I invested in Adobe Creative Suite – Master Edition CS5. Each day I try […]
My daughter is now on a kick to see how I can create humor around photos. For us aging men, there has always been a deep and daily thought on what would happen if we were stranded on an island and had only two choices of who to be stranded […]
Before any of my dribble will make any sense, watch this clip for background. [youtube=http://youtu.be/ijIq_-8HJo8] Now that you have watched this classic clip, my dribble still will make no sense. The genius of being a Monthy Python groupie is to be able to take something relatively benign and sane, and […]
My daughter believes my blog needs a little less dash of bacon and more dashes of fashion. She gave me this photo and challenged me to write something humorous about it. Where can I possibly start? For once I was almost speechless, well, fingerless since this is a blog. I […]
Today is Valentine’s Day. A day where we men will spend billions on candy, flowers, lingerie and giant teddy bears. Only the retailers and dentists really get the economic boost for this day, while our 401(k)’s take a nose dive. What do we men get other than the once […]