As an independent author and publisher, I have to wear many hats or kilts. When I made the decision to control my creative universe, I knew I’d have to learn many new technologies for the task. I invested in Adobe Creative Suite – Master Edition CS5. Each day I try […]
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My daughter is now on a kick to see how I can create humor around photos. For us aging men, there has always been a deep and daily thought on what would happen if we were stranded on an island and had only two choices of who to be stranded […]
Before any of my dribble will make any sense, watch this clip for background. [youtube=http://youtu.be/ijIq_-8HJo8] Now that you have watched this classic clip, my dribble still will make no sense. The genius of being a Monthy Python groupie is to be able to take something relatively benign and sane, and […]
My daughter believes my blog needs a little less dash of bacon and more dashes of fashion. She gave me this photo and challenged me to write something humorous about it. Where can I possibly start? For once I was almost speechless, well, fingerless since this is a blog. I […]
Today is Valentine’s Day. A day where we men will spend billions on candy, flowers, lingerie and giant teddy bears. Only the retailers and dentists really get the economic boost for this day, while our 401(k)’s take a nose dive. What do we men get other than the once […]
There is a song by Bad Company titled Good Lovin Gone Bad. Well today while I was reading news for trends, I came across a very disturbing article on FoxNews.com. Yes, I read Fox, CNN, NYTimes, USA Today, Reuters and the BBC. I like a full perspective of our insane […]
As many of you well know I write a monthly blog edition titled Female Code. I’ve been deeply in love with and married to the same woman for 32 years. Yet, I am as deeply confused and no closer to the summit of enlightenment when it comes to understanding women. […]
Watch this video for perspective. [youtube=http://youtu.be/bulLh_-Fal8] I’m sorry, but no, I’m really not. Foooore is actually a code word for, “I’m coming through you slow #$%#^$^!” As you recall from prior posts, I suck at the game called golf. Those that wait behind me need to learn the art of […]
Every so often you get an email or a Facebook post that has hilarious images embedded within. You know what I refer to, those photos of the people of Walmart next to their disgusting surnames. We are disgusted by them, but they make us feel sane. Today was a great […]
My Facebook friend and fellow author from the United Kingdom, Danny Kemp, is always striking my funny bone with many of his comments. Today’s comment: Status: Home. Mood: Petulant. Outlook: Uncertain. Prospects Of Peace: None. Eventual Outcome: Defeat. Cause Of Conflict…………NO ICE CREAM! And there you have it, how one […]