I am an author. They tell me that I needed a blog to sell my story’s, but all people seem to want to read about is sex. Don’t you ever get bored with all the talk about sex, the books about sex and the shows about who has had sex […]
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There is nothing funny about having allergies and the inability to breathe and sleep. Lately here in Oklahoma we jump up in temperature and then fall back to cold weather. Well, mother nature’s cruel humor finally caught up with me. Today I am fine, but for ten days, I was […]
Do you know how hard it is to find an image of a man awakened by a snoring wife? It’s impossible! It’s a media conspiracy to make all men look like villains. Last night was an adventure for sure. I awoke at 1:30 am for a bladder alarm call, then […]
Sorry folks, I’ve been busy and my brain has been fried. I read a humor blog today regarding phone actresses and it reminded me of the time I made a simple dialing error. I am a CPA. I use tax software. At one time I used CCH’s ProSystemFX. Stay with […]
Every month I update a series of monthly humor themes. Those that received the most likes and comments I continue to supply new material. I scour the internet for inspiration and I realized there is an endless supply for fashion disasters. Did you know there was a fashion disaster day? […]
This sounds like a chapter from a fantasy adventure story, but it is actually a chapter out of modern history. Last night I died laughing, but was resurrected, by my male genetic code to survive this modern age, from watching comedian Don Friesen. He’s now my favorite comedian because he […]
In conjunction with the bedazzling post from the April 2013 Female Code monthly edition, I suggested we men should have a flag system to communicate with our wives. Since women are now bedazzling their body parts, why can’t we men hoist flags on ours? Some men would have difficulty making […]
I just had to write this, because I had to sit through Under the Tuscan Sun, again, about a woman with a new life in Italy. The character runs into the man of her dreams, but is set back, when he turns away from her because of a perceived lack […]
A blogger was curious if all men have a fantasy island, where the only thoughts are of food and sex? She was referring to my first post on the philosophical question of Ginger or Mary Ann? I mentioned the F5 gene of most men, which are : Food Football Fixing […]
I have always said that life provides the greatest source of humor. Normally it is from the acts and comments of our young children that are the funniest, but every so often you come across a news article that suggests we adults are ten times more absurd. Take for instance […]