Honestly, I don’t remember much about this past year. It was a blur. I think we had a polar corset, pineapple espressos, or something like that. I increased my fiber intake. My college football team (OU) initially ranked #4 and ended #400 (out of a possible 130 teams) – who […]
Hawaii
I read a blog today of a lady’s unexpected health problem and the fear she is now experiencing. I understand completely her fears, not knowing the answer is the most difficult part. One can deal with a diagnosis, good or bad, we can move on, make plans and get busy living […]
I am going to Hawaii very soon and meet with a company of realtors. I decided to take a look at their office which I found on Google Street view. As impressive as Google is, I decided to take it for a road trip on Kauai’s Kuhio highway headed west towards […]
It is hard to be a writer and an accountant. I would love to leave accounting and taxation forever and be a well known author sitting on a beach and dreaming of my next book. I’ve written three – a trilogy and still waiting for success to arrive. Book 4 […]
Well we’ve come to the close of another year. Another year chock full of the absurdity of humans. So let’s count down the top absurdities voted on in a poll of randomly selected readers [Me]. You can even read my past social commentary at the very time the absurdity occurred. […]
I have always said the inspiration for my humor writing comes from other people. They supply just enough information and then I run with it. Case in point, I was at a party when a person over heard we were moving to Hawaii. This person, who I had never met […]
We are born and lessons we must learn; to be possessed by our possessions only later to be burned, and adorn our homes and lives with accessories we think we yearn. We run the race of affluency and gather in loud circles nodding agreeably and knowing we are not heard. […]
My wife and I are moving to Hawaii in 2014. We are attempting to immerse ourselves into the Hawaiian culture and its language all the way from Oklahoma City. Learning to pronounce Hawaiian words and phrases is new and challenging, and frankly – hilarious! For example the state fish: We’ve […]
Today, I started a Facebook post to see if anyone truly reads my posts, including this one. I’ve been writing humor posts for over two years now and I am beginning to think no one likes my sense of humor. Well, that’s tough! Because I have to write, even if […]
No, you are seeing this correctly. This is the Hawaiian name for the reef trigger fish, the state fish of Hawaii. My wife and I decided a few years ago to learn a second language so that we could have secrets and no one would know what the hell we […]