I may have mentioned 1,000 times that I am 53 years old. I remember a day when hair on men was considered manly. Remember Tom Selleck? My best friend was loaded with chest hairs and attracted all the girls. Envious as I was, I shaved my chest to grow hair. […]
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So you thought this was going to be about computers, didn’t you? Nope it’s about women’s breasts implants. Now I am a 53 year old man who has seen breast implant technology from version 1.1 to our current versions. They once looked normal and inviting, today they look like nuclear […]
A blogger was curious if all men have a fantasy island, where the only thoughts are of food and sex? She was referring to my first post on the philosophical question of Ginger or Mary Ann? I mentioned the F5 gene of most men, which are : Food Football Fixing […]
Today is Valentine’s Day. A day where we men will spend billions on candy, flowers, lingerie and giant teddy bears. Only the retailers and dentists really get the economic boost for this day, while our 401(k)’s take a nose dive. What do we men get other than the once […]
For those of you who read my blog you will know that football is in my blood. My father won two national championships and went undefeated in his time at The University of Oklahoma that built a 47 game win streak in the 1950’s, that still stands today. However, I […]
Today in my weekly Toastmasters club meeting, one of our lady members wanted to know why the super bowl isn’t spiced up for the ladies? That’s valid question I thought, until she gave a little more background into what she thought. She wanted Chippendales or the Thunder Down Under male […]
As editor, managing member, and chief financial officer of Allivar Creative, LLC publishing (Yes it really exist), I offer to my readers several absurd monthly blogs, including: Golf Indigestion The Man Club The Female Code These fine monthly editions are a must have on your reading list, why? They are […]
On New Years Eve my wife and I spent time with some long time friends. Just when I thought I could leave 2012 behind me, the wife stated she has read 50 Shades of Grey. The husband swears his men’s health magazine says to stay away, or run away if […]
I have had a few readers suggest I go to the next level in 2013 and submit queries to newspapers for syndication. Although I am flattered, I sincerely believe I am not that good. But what the heck. Here is where you get to judge me. Yes, you get to […]
I may have mentioned that I converse with British author Danny Kemp. He is almost as insane as me. Today he mentioned the celebration of Hogmanay day in Scotland, the eating of Haggis and copious consumption of Scottish whiskey. I admit to not knowing what Haggis was, so I joked […]