Many of my absurd inspirations come from Facebook conversations with authors. One of my favorites is Danny Kemp from the United Kingdom. My what a sense of humor he has. Today he posted, I had my hair cut today so the brain is slower than normal, please make allowances for […]
Monthly Archives: June 2013
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“I love the name ‘North.’ I’m pro-North, absolutely,” she said. “The way Kimwimmy explained it to me, north means highest power, and North is their highest point together. I thought that was really, really, really northernly sweet.” When we stepped into the new millennium did people’s brains just suddenly collapse? […]
Every so often I go retro. Yes, those few painful moments in life when we look back at our youth. The year, 1977, my senior year in high school at Abilene Cooper High School, Abilene, Texas. I was a Cougar, a Cooper Cougar. Oh what a year! Let me recap […]
Why did God have to make squirrels so cute? That and I feel really guilty for killing a squirrel with one of my golf shots. But I also love birds. We have bird feeders in our backyard and special accommodations for our squirrels. Lately our squirrels have become greedy and, […]
No, you are seeing this correctly. This is the Hawaiian name for the reef trigger fish, the state fish of Hawaii. My wife and I decided a few years ago to learn a second language so that we could have secrets and no one would know what the hell we […]
http://metro.co.uk/2013/06/18/hairy-stockings-aimed-at-deflecting-unwanted-male-attention-3845865/ Leave it up to my friends on Facebook to lead me to the most absurd item of the week. Sorry folks my witty humorous mind was away from writing as I completed my continuing education requirements as a CPA. However in the midst of tax laws and investments, I […]
I am not a fan of prologues. As an author I want a story to unfold and the reader to grow into the story. However I understand their purpose to assist readers in a purchasing decision. Below is the first draft of the prologue for the upcoming release of the […]
This month I turn 54. In those years I’ve seen a lot of fashions, maybe too many. I have begun to wonder if people are insane or just need an eye exam. You’ve probably seen what I have seen too. Those people who parade their fashion disasters around like a […]
I have a follower and frequent commenter who is a nudist. He has a good sense of humor. In May, we bantered over the need to take cover for upcoming storms. We both live in Oklahoma. I suggested he have tennis shoes by the ready. I love going nude with […]
Tragedies can change a person. Sometimes for the best and sometimes for the worst. This May I heard more tornado sirens being sounded that at any other time in my life. I live in Norman, OK just nine miles from Moore and seventeen miles from Oklahoma City. There were horrible […]