Here we go again! That extra special month where women go insane and for some reason June 4th is the date. If they aren’t marrying someone, by god, somebody better be getting married. The national economy depends on that genetic defect in women that go screaming into the night over […]
Yearly Archives: 2013
My grandson has great lungs. Whenever he is ready to eat he is going to let you know. His mom is breast feeding and while my wife watched him for a short period of time, I had forgotten how hilarious it was to watch infants eat. They scream bloody murder […]
You are driving along when you have to slow down for the person in front of you, who is going 10 miles under the speed limit, for no reason whatsoever. Then they turn off the busy city street into a neighborhood and there they gun it to 20 miles over […]
I decided about a month ago to get back into shape one last time in my lifetime and then keep it that way. On June 16th I will turn 54 (gifts welcomed) and getting in shape has become a little harder than I thought. I go to the gym and […]
Today we celebrate Memorial Day. However, it is a somber day. A day we remind, or should remind ourselves of those that died defending our country and the cause of good around the world. It began shortly after the Civil War and was changed to include all those that died […]
Today on Facebook I socialized with a fellow author over a mixer. This author’s mixer died and I commented how only authors can provide narrative to the humanistic sounds an inanimate object can make. I asked if she had given it a name. “Stupid,” was her reply. I replied that […]
May 22, 2013 – I live in Norman, Oklahoma. As you may have read, our neighbors nine miles to the north were just hit with a devastating tornado. I am speaking of the May 20, 2013 tornado in Moore, OK. This tornado had winds higher than 200 miles per hour […]
I admit to reading several news sites each day, to stay abreast of financial, political and human trends. The above images and their headings are real. I have not altered them in any fashion. They say you can gain a readers attention with just a few words and a single […]
Do you remember when you were little and there were small advertisements in your comic books for x-ray vision glasses? Supposedly you could see through women’s clothing. I was not that inquisitive, nor am I to wear Google’s newest gadget. Creepy? You bet. I watched a demonstration as a person […]
This was the actual headline I read in an article today. Now I am not sure if this was done on purpose to get people more interested in science, or the writer was a starving comedian, or a completely absurd fool. Whoever named the planet must have been a comedian, […]