For the last three weeks we have had crappy weather, which in turn lasts until Monday, so that the crappiest day of all the week is crappified by the power of ten. If you have 3 crappy weather systems spun by polar vortices you get crap to the power of […]
Humor
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My wife has been telling me about the series of books by Diana Gabaldon for quite some time. Now it’s on cable and I’ve been watching it with her. And damnit – I like it! I didn’t want to, I really didn’t. Who wants to read about some manly Scot all […]
It is hard to be a writer and an accountant. I would love to leave accounting and taxation forever and be a well known author sitting on a beach and dreaming of my next book. I’ve written three – a trilogy and still waiting for success to arrive. Book 4 […]
Today, I started a Facebook post to see if anyone truly reads my posts, including this one. I’ve been writing humor posts for over two years now and I am beginning to think no one likes my sense of humor. Well, that’s tough! Because I have to write, even if […]
This month I explored the insanity of a June wedding and why it means anything at all to women. Women are insane, but clever. Let’s revisit the movie the Wedding Crashers. Here two heroes have conquered the world of women, only to succumb to their succubus clever ways. By the […]
Here we go again! That extra special month where women go insane and for some reason June 4th is the date. If they aren’t marrying someone, by god, somebody better be getting married. The national economy depends on that genetic defect in women that go screaming into the night over […]
I am old enough to remember the world before the socially impersonal personal computer. It was a sane world where the only password needed was the one that gained you access to the guy’s doubly secret tree house (Soon to be the Man Club). I think “Hate Girls” was the password […]
This spring break I went home to visit my parents and to deliver their tax return. Exciting – huh? My mother just turned 78 on March 23rd, and let me say her patience is no longer present. If the phone rings, and she has caller ID, she knows who is […]
WARNING – Gratuitous Nudity Below As you might have figured out this month’s blog posts were dedicated to cupcakes. Why? I haven’t a clue, somehow everything I read or heard this month was connected to cupcakes. Don’t get me wrong, I applaud all the entrepreneurs that are cashing in on […]
We all recall the great words of Gandalf the White’s famous words to the Balrog – “You Shall Not Pass.” Wait, no, that’s actually from Monty Python’s Holy Grail. Wait, no, that’s not it either. [youtube=http://youtu.be/gXY9TuuwyL8] Whatever. The point is that this applies to the household of Famous Hamish. Just […]