“I love the name ‘North.’ I’m pro-North, absolutely,” she said. “The way Kimwimmy explained it to me, north means highest power, and North is their highest point together. I thought that was really, really, really northernly sweet.” When we stepped into the new millennium did people’s brains just suddenly collapse? […]
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Every so often I go retro. Yes, those few painful moments in life when we look back at our youth. The year, 1977, my senior year in high school at Abilene Cooper High School, Abilene, Texas. I was a Cougar, a Cooper Cougar. Oh what a year! Let me recap […]
Why did God have to make squirrels so cute? That and I feel really guilty for killing a squirrel with one of my golf shots. But I also love birds. We have bird feeders in our backyard and special accommodations for our squirrels. Lately our squirrels have become greedy and, […]
No, you are seeing this correctly. This is the Hawaiian name for the reef trigger fish, the state fish of Hawaii. My wife and I decided a few years ago to learn a second language so that we could have secrets and no one would know what the hell we […]
http://metro.co.uk/2013/06/18/hairy-stockings-aimed-at-deflecting-unwanted-male-attention-3845865/ Leave it up to my friends on Facebook to lead me to the most absurd item of the week. Sorry folks my witty humorous mind was away from writing as I completed my continuing education requirements as a CPA. However in the midst of tax laws and investments, I […]
I have a follower and frequent commenter who is a nudist. He has a good sense of humor. In May, we bantered over the need to take cover for upcoming storms. We both live in Oklahoma. I suggested he have tennis shoes by the ready. I love going nude with […]
For all you folks who love to walk your dogs around the neighborhood, just know that it is getting closer to summer and the sweltering Oklahoma heat and humidity. This means the summer poochie poo poo is about to get really rank. So please, can you at least pick up […]
You are driving along when you have to slow down for the person in front of you, who is going 10 miles under the speed limit, for no reason whatsoever. Then they turn off the busy city street into a neighborhood and there they gun it to 20 miles over […]
I decided about a month ago to get back into shape one last time in my lifetime and then keep it that way. On June 16th I will turn 54 (gifts welcomed) and getting in shape has become a little harder than I thought. I go to the gym and […]
Today on Facebook I socialized with a fellow author over a mixer. This author’s mixer died and I commented how only authors can provide narrative to the humanistic sounds an inanimate object can make. I asked if she had given it a name. “Stupid,” was her reply. I replied that […]