Why did God have to make squirrels so cute? That and I feel really guilty for killing a squirrel with one of my golf shots. But I also love birds. We have bird feeders in our backyard and special accommodations for our squirrels. Lately our squirrels have become greedy and, […]
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http://metro.co.uk/2013/06/18/hairy-stockings-aimed-at-deflecting-unwanted-male-attention-3845865/ Leave it up to my friends on Facebook to lead me to the most absurd item of the week. Sorry folks my witty humorous mind was away from writing as I completed my continuing education requirements as a CPA. However in the midst of tax laws and investments, I […]
I am not a fan of prologues. As an author I want a story to unfold and the reader to grow into the story. However I understand their purpose to assist readers in a purchasing decision. Below is the first draft of the prologue for the upcoming release of the […]
This month I turn 54. In those years I’ve seen a lot of fashions, maybe too many. I have begun to wonder if people are insane or just need an eye exam. You’ve probably seen what I have seen too. Those people who parade their fashion disasters around like a […]
I have a follower and frequent commenter who is a nudist. He has a good sense of humor. In May, we bantered over the need to take cover for upcoming storms. We both live in Oklahoma. I suggested he have tennis shoes by the ready. I love going nude with […]
Tragedies can change a person. Sometimes for the best and sometimes for the worst. This May I heard more tornado sirens being sounded that at any other time in my life. I live in Norman, OK just nine miles from Moore and seventeen miles from Oklahoma City. There were horrible […]
For all you folks who love to walk your dogs around the neighborhood, just know that it is getting closer to summer and the sweltering Oklahoma heat and humidity. This means the summer poochie poo poo is about to get really rank. So please, can you at least pick up […]
Here we go again! That extra special month where women go insane and for some reason June 4th is the date. If they aren’t marrying someone, by god, somebody better be getting married. The national economy depends on that genetic defect in women that go screaming into the night over […]
My grandson has great lungs. Whenever he is ready to eat he is going to let you know. His mom is breast feeding and while my wife watched him for a short period of time, I had forgotten how hilarious it was to watch infants eat. They scream bloody murder […]
You are driving along when you have to slow down for the person in front of you, who is going 10 miles under the speed limit, for no reason whatsoever. Then they turn off the busy city street into a neighborhood and there they gun it to 20 miles over […]