I lived on the island of Kauai, Hawaii for two years from 2015 – 2017, the recent nuclear attack alert is just bizarre. People were actually scared to death, friends and relatives I know there talked about lying down and saying goodbye to each other. Apparently, the employee involved had […]
The press is in love with autonomous smart cars. GM showed a picture of their AV with no steering wheel and another article talks about how a car will read your emotions and brain waves. Really? Now we have another acronym we need to remember in our texting vocabulary hell, […]
I’m sure it’s not just me but everything has become an acronym in our communications. Sometimes the message gets so distorted it makes absolutely no sense. So I’ve decided to start placing my own meaningless acronyms in my communications just to join the already insane world. This way they have […]
If you read my last post I’ve added 2 billion new followers for incredibly brilliant humor such as the one you are about to read. Recently, we moved from the island of Kauai to Naples, Florida. The picture above is of two warm feet in the black sand beach of […]
Remember when Twitter was having difficulties, but now it’s back big time? I joined Twitter to sell books and direct traffic here to my humor posts. I only have 4K followers, but noticed that new followers are always direct messaging me on how to gain thousands of followers for a […]
Here we go again. In the course of human history we always look for a way to make something appear new, appealing, or interesting by simply giving it a new name. Case in point, we now have a winter bomb cyclone. A what? I’ve been on this planet for 58 […]
While reading the news on Iran I found it odd that the article suggests the protestors are anti-revolutionaries. It’s not that they were anti-theists controlled government, but anti-revolutionaries. Uh, are they not revolting? Doesn’t that make them revolutionaries? This sent me into one of my Monty Python moments about two […]
We are nearing the end of 2017 and if you read the news or hashtags on social media you realize quickly we have lost our humor. If we post anything it will either be considered sexist, bigoted, racist, or non-humanist. This is why I am no longer picking on humans, […]
Today I noticed a new Facebook feature titled “snooze”. At first I was elated, nothing would be more apropos than to click this feature and have a snoring sound project on people whose posts are too long or politically charged. I mean come on, 2017 was the year that Facebook […]
Yes, it’s another year, but what a year! Not only did I relocate from Hawaii to Florida, but I outran hurricane Irma and used my Christmas gift budget on teeth. But enough about me, let’s digest what in the world happened to the world during the craziest year in […]