We are nearing the end of 2017 and if you read the news or hashtags on social media you realize quickly we have lost our humor. If we post anything it will either be considered sexist, bigoted, racist, or non-humanist. This is why I am no longer picking on humans, […]
Yearly Archives: 2017
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Today I noticed a new Facebook feature titled “snooze”. At first I was elated, nothing would be more apropos than to click this feature and have a snoring sound project on people whose posts are too long or politically charged. I mean come on, 2017 was the year that Facebook […]
Yes, it’s another year, but what a year! Not only did I relocate from Hawaii to Florida, but I outran hurricane Irma and used my Christmas gift budget on teeth. But enough about me, let’s digest what in the world happened to the world during the craziest year in […]
I’ve never had good teeth and I’ve even had dreams of having my teeth crumble all at once. This last Thanksgiving I had two lower molars just crumble, one week between each. I kid you not, all I was eating when the first one crumbled was Oatmeal. Yes, Oatmeal. The […]
I read the news every day to contemplate the world around me and where we are headed. Billions upon billions are being poured into AV and AI. One article suggested that in the event of an unavoidable collision the computer will decide who lives. This is why I am not […]
I fully admit that my mind is warped. It is how I deal with this utterly bizarre time I find myself in. For it is foretold by those of higher powers, names like Musk and Hawking, that AI will destroy the world. But I know how to defeat them. Have […]
As a native Texan my heart goes out for all those suffering in Houston and elsewhere from the effects of hurricane Harvey. Many years ago I gave a speech on water. The purpose of the speech was to help people look at water from a different perspective. There are so […]
If you follow news like I do, you’ve probably read or heard about the dangers of AI – Artificial Intelligence. There are dire warnings, just like there was with Y2K. Yes many of you reading this were kids then, but it was some heavy duty stuff man. Yea dude, computers […]
You thought I was done, didn’t you? Well, I’ve only just begun. But this time I wanted to add a few recommendations to make air travel more safe and enjoyable – based solely upon my astute observations of crazy people on planes. First, bring back the hot pants of the […]
I know that flying is a necessary mode of transportation if you want to see the world. But if you really think about it, it is absurd what we have to go through. In 1977 I worked for an airport restaurant loading alcohol and hot meals for Southwest airlines flights […]