Every so often I spy on women’s blogs, just to get material for this monthly post. For context, you might want to read this blog’s post first [Beware it concerns what some women do to be bedazzled in the private area] Now that you have read this, do you now […]
Female Code
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As I have notified my two readers before, I am approaching 54 years on this blue ball. Writing allows me openly discuss my observations of people. Now I take these observations to extremes for the sake of a laugh, or two. What I have noticed lately is the newest race, […]
So you thought this was going to be about computers, didn’t you? Nope it’s about women’s breasts implants. Now I am a 53 year old man who has seen breast implant technology from version 1.1 to our current versions. They once looked normal and inviting, today they look like nuclear […]
A blogger was curious if all men have a fantasy island, where the only thoughts are of food and sex? She was referring to my first post on the philosophical question of Ginger or Mary Ann? I mentioned the F5 gene of most men, which are : Food Football Fixing […]
As many of you well know I write a monthly blog edition titled Female Code. I’ve been deeply in love with and married to the same woman for 32 years. Yet, I am as deeply confused and no closer to the summit of enlightenment when it comes to understanding women. […]
Today in my weekly Toastmasters club meeting, one of our lady members wanted to know why the super bowl isn’t spiced up for the ladies? That’s valid question I thought, until she gave a little more background into what she thought. She wanted Chippendales or the Thunder Down Under male […]
On New Years Eve my wife and I spent time with some long time friends. Just when I thought I could leave 2012 behind me, the wife stated she has read 50 Shades of Grey. The husband swears his men’s health magazine says to stay away, or run away if […]
Even in the holiday season women have steel traps for minds whenever it comes to ex-wives, ex-girlfriends, or any other girl currently living and breathing. They can’t help this trait, it is embedded in their DNA code. Imagine if you were Santa delivering all those Fredericks of Hollywood, or Victoria’s […]
November is my anniversary month. On the 21st, I will officially have been married for 32 years. Yes, 32 years, 11,680 days, or 280,320 hours, and 1 trillion seconds. I prepared a speech for Toastmasters in October titled: The Female Code, to which I received zero female votes for best […]
My wife is a quilter and no, she is not that old. Somewhere in her DNA is an urge to quilt. Many young and middle aged women are rediscovering the art of quilt making, fellowship and a lot of wine drinking. They go off on these things my wife calls […]