Even in the holiday season women have steel traps for minds whenever it comes to ex-wives, ex-girlfriends, or any other girl currently living and breathing. They can’t help this trait, it is embedded in their DNA code. Imagine if you were Santa delivering all those Fredericks of Hollywood, or Victoria’s […]
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Recently I received a blog reply on my 50 Shades of Grey Balls post. This person wanted me to be interested in the advertising of products around the phenom of “50 Shades of Grey.” If she had read the post, she would see I was writing parody. Let me be […]
Mens fashion have become rather dull. I read that men look for two things when it comes to determining the success of a man: his watch and his shoes. Really? I watch as my wife and daughter come home with many variations of clothing, jewelry and accessories. All I get […]
Let me tell you of the story of William McWalrus. Some will say that I am a silly writer, but I shall not care, for someone has to rewrite history of things of great importance. William was born a commoner and owned not a thing, only his trusty sword and […]
November is my anniversary month. On the 21st, I will officially have been married for 32 years. Yes, 32 years, 11,680 days, or 280,320 hours, and 1 trillion seconds. I prepared a speech for Toastmasters in October titled: The Female Code, to which I received zero female votes for best […]
As we near the winter months I recall having (emphasis on had) friends who would golf year round. This means golfing on rock hard frozen ground. Do you how bad it hurts when you dig your iron into the ground and it doesn’t budge? This is when you learn about […]
As a man I am always amazed at what women find so important about anniversaries. This month I celebrate my 32nd. Supposedly an anniversary is a day of remembrance of the wedding ceremony and of the love we felt at that very moment. That day was the day I placed […]
I love Twitter. No where do I get as much writing material than I do from this one social media site. Recently I was in a discussion with a British chap and we discussed lineage. I have never contacted ancestry.com. I do not want to know my heritage, because I […]
My daughter introduced us to the series “House”, which is about the quirky savant Dr. Gregory House played by British actor, comedian and author Hugh Laurie. We have found we love the series. However, how come there isn’t a series about CPA’s? I just think a hit series should be […]
Yesterday I tweeted with author Daniel Kemp @danielKemp6 who is from the United Kingdom. Here is a recap of our insane one-upmanship skills. EW – “Thanks for the multiple RT’s Hope you are having a great day or evening since you are in the UK.” DK – “Someone has to […]