I’m a CPA, I deal in numbers and law. However law is written by lawyers who obsess with grammar and hire grammar Nazis to proofread. This is why the US Tax Code has everyone confused. We wake up after a bill is signed into law and we realize lawmakers never […]
Monthly Archives: January 2018
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Recently I learned that Kim Kardashian and her husband had their third child, named Chicago – Chicago West. The other two are North and Saint. Now, I rarely miss an opportunity to make fun of people, because they make it too easy for me. Maybe if she decides on triplets […]
I know I may take some flack for this, but here it goes. With all the issues of sexual harassment, assault and rape in the news these days, I thought I’d tackle a part of this very sensitive issue. First, my mother taught me how to be a gentleman. I’ve […]
I made a resolution to not drink as much wine in 2018. My tongue was turning purple and it was getting to be a budget breaker. You see I’m an anal accountant, although I’ve never done any accounting where that body part was involved. So I quit on December 30. […]
I lived on the island of Kauai, Hawaii for two years from 2015 – 2017, the recent nuclear attack alert is just bizarre. People were actually scared to death, friends and relatives I know there talked about lying down and saying goodbye to each other. Apparently, the employee involved had […]
The press is in love with autonomous smart cars. GM showed a picture of their AV with no steering wheel and another article talks about how a car will read your emotions and brain waves. Really? Now we have another acronym we need to remember in our texting vocabulary hell, […]
I’m sure it’s not just me but everything has become an acronym in our communications. Sometimes the message gets so distorted it makes absolutely no sense. So I’ve decided to start placing my own meaningless acronyms in my communications just to join the already insane world. This way they have […]
If you read my last post I’ve added 2 billion new followers for incredibly brilliant humor such as the one you are about to read. Recently, we moved from the island of Kauai to Naples, Florida. The picture above is of two warm feet in the black sand beach of […]
Remember when Twitter was having difficulties, but now it’s back big time? I joined Twitter to sell books and direct traffic here to my humor posts. I only have 4K followers, but noticed that new followers are always direct messaging me on how to gain thousands of followers for a […]
Here we go again. In the course of human history we always look for a way to make something appear new, appealing, or interesting by simply giving it a new name. Case in point, we now have a winter bomb cyclone. A what? I’ve been on this planet for 58 […]