I admit to reading several news sites each day, to stay abreast of financial, political and human trends. The above images and their headings are real. I have not altered them in any fashion. They say you can gain a readers attention with just a few words and a single […]
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Do you remember when you were little and there were small advertisements in your comic books for x-ray vision glasses? Supposedly you could see through women’s clothing. I was not that inquisitive, nor am I to wear Google’s newest gadget. Creepy? You bet. I watched a demonstration as a person […]
This was the actual headline I read in an article today. Now I am not sure if this was done on purpose to get people more interested in science, or the writer was a starving comedian, or a completely absurd fool. Whoever named the planet must have been a comedian, […]
There is nothing funny about having allergies and the inability to breathe and sleep. Lately here in Oklahoma we jump up in temperature and then fall back to cold weather. Well, mother nature’s cruel humor finally caught up with me. Today I am fine, but for ten days, I was […]
Have you ever wondered why flatulence from babies are so funny and lovable, but not adults? I do, because its discrimination I tell you. I am in a discriminated class of citizen and I demand my rights!!! I digress as usual. My grandson just turned four months old a few […]
I could write something about the absurdity of people every single day. We simply have to read the news and within 30 seconds you can find the insane. Here’s a example hot from today’s headlines Sexual assault charges filed against man for being naked in his own home It appears […]
Do you know how hard it is to find an image of a man awakened by a snoring wife? It’s impossible! It’s a media conspiracy to make all men look like villains. Last night was an adventure for sure. I awoke at 1:30 am for a bladder alarm call, then […]
Sorry folks, I’ve been busy and my brain has been fried. I read a humor blog today regarding phone actresses and it reminded me of the time I made a simple dialing error. I am a CPA. I use tax software. At one time I used CCH’s ProSystemFX. Stay with […]
I read the news to stay current with current affairs and to write redundant sentences, such as this current one. I swear you cannot make this stuff up. It is out of the headlines of our absurd news. This story appeared out of nowhere like a green methane fog. http://newsok.com/man-sues-bishop-for-failing-to-exorcise-flatulent-demons/article/3782304 […]
I am a frustrated architect. I truly wanted to design homes and buildings for a living, but couldn’t pass college physics and calculus. It just didn’t make any sense. I should have tried harder because the world is full of idiots. I have proof right here. Exhibit #1 (The EU […]