I know that flying is a necessary mode of transportation if you want to see the world. But if you really think about it, it is absurd what we have to go through. In 1977 I worked for an airport restaurant loading alcohol and hot meals for Southwest airlines flights […]
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Some of you might already know that I am a CPA and financial advisor. I try to look past political arguments and look at facts, not hype. In 2010 at an annual conference that gathered over 1,000 nerdy CPA’s into one room, we listened to David Walker, the former Comptroller […]
Planet Before you begin reading this post, do your best to read it with the voice of Sir David Attenborough running through your mind. It will make it sound intelligent and even educational, or John Cleese if you prefer absurdity. My wife and I sit on our front Lanai every […]
Catchy hashtag, eh? As a writer of both insane humor and satire, and even serious fantasy, you have to get noticed. This means you write about things in current society that have emotive effect, such as a mob of women, dressed in red clothing, pink bunny hats (oh wait, those […]
Okay I took some time off to make a living instead of entertaining my followers for free. After two years on Kauai, it is time to move back to the mainland to find employment in – Florida. Well, if you can’t have Hawaii, Florida will do just fine. There’s still […]
The thing I love about Facebook is connecting with people who have the same intellectual craving for fine movies, with a deep meaning of the origin of man and the universe. Well, this is not one of those moments. Let us take a perilously peril trip back (yes you must, […]
Rev up your engines, the GCX3 model is due this October. This means my daughter is giving birth to my third grandchild this October. I have two strapping grandsons named Brogan and Beckett (born this August), soon to be All-American linebacker duo at the University of Oklahoma (if I have […]
Yesterday we took a little trip to photograph the swells and waves breaking near Kealia Beach outside of Kapaa, Kauai, Hawaii. The photos of me are absolutely fabulous, but the waves in the background do not do it justice. These waves were HUGE!!! Well, to me at least, a middle-aged […]
Well, we moved to paradise (Kauai Hawaii) to get away from F5 tornadoes in Oklahoma and Arkansas banjo players. What did we run to? Three Category 4 hurricanes with silly names like: Kilo Ignacio Jimena Today is August 31st, which means we have all of September, October, and November for […]
Here is that time again, where I am sorting through paper bags full of client receipt and tax papers to do tax returns. You thought this was about basketball?! Oh noooo, it’s about the insane life a tax professional and the madness we see every year right up the grand finale […]