Each month I pick a topic and somehow insanely blend it into my growing list of monthly blog posts. This month’s insanity is cupcakes, because it seems to be a huge international conspiracy and trend. To get men interested in the trend, ladies are topping the silly little cakes with […]
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Today is Valentine’s Day. A day where we men will spend billions on candy, flowers, lingerie and giant teddy bears. Only the retailers and dentists really get the economic boost for this day, while our 401(k)’s take a nose dive. What do we men get other than the once […]
For those of you who read my blog you will know that football is in my blood. My father won two national championships and went undefeated in his time at The University of Oklahoma that built a 47 game win streak in the 1950’s, that still stands today. However, I […]
This month I mentioned I created a new monthly edition appropriately titled Apocalypse Monthly. There is a reason for this that affects man club members. This is to coincide with the monthly female apocalypse. That time of month where women, armed with nukes, would destroy all of us men. The […]
Here we men are at that awkward moment where we have to think about gift giving. Even worse is going out to buy it at zombie apocalypse locations of Walmart or the Super Mall. Gifts for men are one thing, we are easy to please. A simple multipurpose screwdriver usually […]
As a man I am always amazed at what women find so important about anniversaries. This month I celebrate my 32nd. Supposedly an anniversary is a day of remembrance of the wedding ceremony and of the love we felt at that very moment. That day was the day I placed […]
I was refreshed recently by a British chap who took me to new heights of bantering. He reminded me of the old days of Monty Python’s humor. If you tried to outdo or “one up” the other, they would reply brilliantly back. I miss the days of old where men […]
This month on the opposing blog edition, Female Code, is a post the lengths women go through to have a baby and all that follows afterwards. I called this post Baby Olympics, because I finally realized it was a game between women. If one announced she was pregnant, a race […]
I have scientific proof that women are in fact wolves – in women’s bodies. Read here for context. Now, in additional research, I found 6 signs you are dating an alpha female: #1 She is demanding. Well, that was a hard one to discover! I guess they really are all […]
Each month, I write about the DNA code of the female species. This month it was about FPR’s (Female Pheromone Release) and its effect on the minds and bodies of us men. It leads to Testosterone Overdose (TO’s) and complete and utter insanity among men. This month we have to […]