As many of you well know I write a monthly blog edition titled Female Code. I’ve been deeply in love with and married to the same woman for 32 years. Yet, I am as deeply confused and no closer to the summit of enlightenment when it comes to understanding women. […]
Watch this video for perspective. [youtube=http://youtu.be/bulLh_-Fal8] I’m sorry, but no, I’m really not. Foooore is actually a code word for, “I’m coming through you slow #$%#^$^!” As you recall from prior posts, I suck at the game called golf. Those that wait behind me need to learn the art of […]
Every so often you get an email or a Facebook post that has hilarious images embedded within. You know what I refer to, those photos of the people of Walmart next to their disgusting surnames. We are disgusted by them, but they make us feel sane. Today was a great […]
My Facebook friend and fellow author from the United Kingdom, Danny Kemp, is always striking my funny bone with many of his comments. Today’s comment: Status: Home. Mood: Petulant. Outlook: Uncertain. Prospects Of Peace: None. Eventual Outcome: Defeat. Cause Of Conflict…………NO ICE CREAM! And there you have it, how one […]
For those of you who read my blog you will know that football is in my blood. My father won two national championships and went undefeated in his time at The University of Oklahoma that built a 47 game win streak in the 1950’s, that still stands today. However, I […]
I am a simple man. I love one type of coffee, Colombian Supremo. Straight, black and hairy. You will most likely find me in old worn out gym sweats slurping down my supremo from a duct tape riddled insulated mug. The duct tape is required to secure the mug to […]
Today in my weekly Toastmasters club meeting, one of our lady members wanted to know why the super bowl isn’t spiced up for the ladies? That’s valid question I thought, until she gave a little more background into what she thought. She wanted Chippendales or the Thunder Down Under male […]
My wife informed me last night that one of my first readers and reviewers to give me five stars wanted to know when the next book was to arrive. The first book of the chronicles is nearing completion. For those that have read the trilogy, I want you to understand […]
Today on Facebook a friend posed an interesting question. Okay, What’s a song that you’ll be thrilled if you never ever hear it again? Mine is, “Hit Me With Your Best Shot” so tired of this song. So over played. What’s yours? My response was Loving You by Minnie Riperton. […]
Recently I was interviewed by United Kingdom author Jane Isaac. Her blog is titled Caffeine is not a crime. Well I have to disagree. Withholding caffeine from addicted coffee lovers can lead to a crime, mob chaos and World War III. Many of you may not be old enough to […]