Let it Grow, Let it Grow, Let it Grow

Many of my absurd inspirations come from Facebook conversations with authors.  One of my favorites is Danny Kemp from the United Kingdom.  My what a sense of humor he has.  Today he posted, I had my hair cut today so the brain is slower than normal, please make allowances for […]

Just when you thought you had seen it all – North West

“I love the name ‘North.’ I’m pro-North, absolutely,” she said. “The way Kimwimmy explained it to me, north means highest power, and North is their highest point together. I thought that was really, really, really northernly sweet.” When we stepped into the new millennium did  people’s brains just suddenly collapse?  […]

The Chick Magnet

Every so often I go retro.  Yes, those few painful moments in life when we look back at our youth.  The year, 1977, my senior year in high school at Abilene Cooper High School, Abilene, Texas.  I was a Cougar, a Cooper Cougar. Oh what a year!  Let me recap […]

Dependent Squirrels

Why did God have to make squirrels so cute? That and I feel really guilty for killing a squirrel with one of my golf shots.  But I also love birds.  We have bird feeders in our backyard and special accommodations for our squirrels.  Lately our squirrels have become greedy and, […]

Humuhumunukunukuapua’a (Hawaiian Language Lesson)

No, you are seeing this correctly.  This is the Hawaiian name for the reef trigger fish, the state fish of Hawaii. My wife and I decided a few years ago to learn a second language so that we could have secrets and no one would know what the hell we […]

Just when you thought you had seen it all. Hairy stockings.

http://metro.co.uk/2013/06/18/hairy-stockings-aimed-at-deflecting-unwanted-male-attention-3845865/ Leave it up to my friends on Facebook to lead me to the most absurd item of the week.  Sorry folks my witty humorous mind was away from writing as I completed my continuing education requirements as a CPA.  However in the midst of tax laws and investments, I […]

The Fall of Helloria Prologue – Spoiler Alert

I am not a fan of prologues.  As an author I want a story to unfold and the reader to grow into the story.  However I understand their purpose to assist readers in a purchasing decision.  Below is the first draft of the prologue for the upcoming release of the […]

Fashion Disasters – June 2013 (Muffin Media Monetization)

This month I turn 54.  In those years I’ve seen a lot of fashions, maybe too many.  I have begun to wonder if people are insane or just need an eye exam.  You’ve probably seen what I have seen too.  Those people who parade their fashion disasters around like a […]

Nudists and Tornados

I have a follower and frequent commenter who is a nudist.  He has a good sense of humor. In May, we bantered over the need to take cover for upcoming storms.  We both live in Oklahoma.  I suggested he have tennis shoes by the ready.  I love going nude with […]

Apocalypse Monthly – June 2013 Edition (So very close)

Tragedies can change a person.  Sometimes for the best and sometimes for the worst.  This May I heard more tornado sirens being sounded that at any other time in my life.  I live in Norman, OK just nine miles from  Moore and seventeen miles from Oklahoma City.  There were horrible […]