Summer Poochie Poo Poo

For all you folks who love to walk your dogs around the neighborhood, just know that it is getting closer to summer and the sweltering Oklahoma heat and humidity.  This means the summer poochie poo poo is about to get really rank.  So please, can you at least pick up […]

The Man Club – June 2013 Edition (Wedding crashers – on the rocks)

This month I explored the insanity of a June wedding and why it means anything at all to women.  Women are insane, but clever.  Let’s revisit the movie the Wedding Crashers.  Here two heroes have conquered the world of women, only to succumb to their succubus clever ways.  By the […]

Female Code – June 2013 (Weddings)

Here we go again!  That extra special month where women go insane and for some reason June 4th is the date.  If they aren’t marrying someone, by god, somebody better be getting married.  The national economy depends on that genetic defect in women that go screaming into the night over […]

Coffee Chaos – June 2013 Edition (Boobie Booze)

My grandson has great lungs.  Whenever he is ready to eat he is going to let you know.  His mom is breast feeding and while my wife watched him for a short period of time, I had forgotten how hilarious it was to watch infants eat.  They scream bloody murder […]

How to Gain Unwanted Attention – Just Drive Normal

You are driving along when you have to slow down for the person in front of you, who is going 10 miles under the speed limit, for no reason whatsoever.  Then they turn off the busy city street into a neighborhood and there they gun it to 20 miles over […]

In Memory of the Fallen

Today we celebrate Memorial Day.  However, it is a somber day. A day we remind, or should remind ourselves of those that died defending our country and the cause of good around the world.  It began shortly after the Civil War and was changed to include all those that died […]

The Extended, Extended, Extended Warranty On Extension

Today on Facebook I socialized with a fellow author over a mixer.  This author’s mixer died and I commented how only authors can provide narrative to the humanistic sounds an inanimate object can make.   I asked if she had given it a name.  “Stupid,” was her reply.  I replied that […]

A Moment of Reflection

May 22, 2013 – I live in Norman, Oklahoma.  As you may have read, our neighbors nine miles to the north were just hit with a devastating tornado.  I am speaking of the May 20, 2013 tornado in Moore, OK.  This tornado had winds higher than 200 miles per hour […]

How to Stay Sane – Read the News

I admit to reading several news sites each day, to stay abreast of financial, political and human trends.  The above images and their headings are real.  I have not altered them in any fashion.  They say you can gain a readers attention with just a few words and a single […]