The 9.95 Dive

You most likely have seen this by now.  A football fan letting their emotions run wild and then the absurdly inexplicable occurs: [youtube=http://youtu.be/Gk7xKE5T2k0] As a writer of satire posts, this incident just had to be made fun of.  So my first post of 2014 is coined the “Sooner Fraternity Belly […]

2013 – Just Another Absurd Year

Well we’ve come to the close of another year.  Another year chock full of the absurdity of humans.  So let’s count down the top absurdities voted on in a poll of randomly selected readers [Me].  You can even read my past social commentary at the very time the absurdity occurred. […]

Speedy Petey Enterprises

I have always said the inspiration for my humor writing comes from other people.  They supply just enough information and then I run with it.  Case in point, I was at a party when a person over heard we were moving to Hawaii.  This person, who I had never met […]

Paradise and Soul Reborn

We are born and lessons we must learn; to be possessed by our possessions only later to be burned, and adorn our homes and lives with accessories we think we yearn. We run the race of affluency and gather in loud circles nodding agreeably and knowing we are not heard. […]

Mele Kalikimaka

My wife and I are moving to Hawaii in 2014.  We are attempting to immerse ourselves into the Hawaiian culture and its language all the way from Oklahoma City.  Learning to pronounce Hawaiian words and phrases is new and challenging, and frankly – hilarious!  For example the state fish: We’ve […]

Winter Storm Name Games

This week Cleon is on its way to freeze us into submission.  But who came up with the name “Cleon?”  Seriously, can’t you weather folks be a little more creative?  We want to see you pronounce a few more difficult names to spice up the weather forecast.  They’re boring!  If […]

Knock, knock – Drone Calling!

I read the news on a daily basis so that I can immediately find something satirical to write about.  Usually there is something in the news that is reported and then everyone in the bandwagon falls out.  In this case it’s about delivery drones.  I kidded around on Facebook about […]

Coffee Chaos, December 2013 Edition (Thank a goat!)

I don’t watch TV that often, but when I do, it is to learn something I never knew.  My wife and I watched a show called “The Epic Tale of Everyday Things.” We are both coffee lovers, well, more like addicts to tell you the truth.  In this show we […]