{"id":599,"date":"2012-10-08T10:44:04","date_gmt":"2012-10-08T15:44:04","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/ewgreenlee.wordpress.com\/?p=599"},"modified":"2012-10-08T10:44:04","modified_gmt":"2012-10-08T15:44:04","slug":"hottie-scottie-tease-dvds-available","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/allivarcreative.com\/?p=599","title":{"rendered":"Hottie Scottie Tease (DVD’s Available)"},"content":{"rendered":"

When readers respond to my insanity, they are enablers of more insanity.\u00a0 I posed a question on Facebook on whether I should go topless at this year’s costume party with my Hottie Scottie costume.<\/p>\n

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The Hottie Scottie<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n

The costume package showed a young, fit and topless man in the costume.\u00a0 Well I am 53 and not in as good a shape as I once was.\u00a0 As a matter of fact I just might even qualify for a training bra.\u00a0 You see when you lift weights as a young man you develop strong firm pectoral muscles.\u00a0 When you get older those pectorals become less, well, less firm.\u00a0 They droop and with a tight shirt on, there is nothing to be left to the imagination.\u00a0 That’s when I have to tell women “Hey, I’m up here!”<\/p>\n

Amazingly some of the comments wondered if I was wearing any garment under said skirt.\u00a0 That’s when I replied, “Hey, I’m up here!”\u00a0 Some wondered why I didn’t have a cod piece.\u00a0 For that I replied, “I had a training cod on. Couldn’t you tell?”\u00a0 Geez, I get no respect. Even worse is that not one female friend commented on my little purse, the limp feather in the cap, and my garters around my socks.\u00a0 I accessorized for the event, which was a ballroom dancing \/ costume party.\u00a0 That night they were teaching the “Salsa.”\u00a0 So this got me thinking about a money making venture.\u00a0 You see I’m a CPA \/ Financial Advisor and money is always on my mind.\u00a0 So, would you buy the following dance CD’s?<\/p>\n

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  1. Scottish Salsa<\/li>\n
  2. Cod Shift Hustle<\/li>\n
  3. The Hottie Scottie Flash Dance<\/li>\n
  4. The Droop and Scoop Twist<\/li>\n
  5. The Hottie Scottie Tease<\/li>\n
  6. William Wallace Waltz<\/li>\n
  7. Cod Piece Can-Can<\/li>\n
  8. Cod Piece Conga<\/li>\n
  9. The Highlander Hokey-Pokey<\/li>\n
  10. Ham in Kilt Limbo<\/li>\n
  11. Short Skirt Shuffle<\/li>\n<\/ol>\n

    Now I could go on and on and on.\u00a0 The list<\/a> is almost limitless.\u00a0 Each DVD with yours truly doing the dancing would make for a great novelty gift and would spice up your costume party (massive alcohol consumption required.)\u00a0 The DVD’s would be rated for adults only with explicit warnings about the psychological damage if children or teens are allowed to view.<\/p>\n

    Now that I have made a convincing case of why you should own this collection, send me $14.99 and $399 for handling and shipping.\u00a0 Sorry no returns, or liability for damage to eyes, stomach or intestines.<\/p>\n

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    Now it is your turn to respond.\u00a0 What is going to be your costume this year and what dance best describes the costume?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

    When readers respond to my insanity, they are enablers of more insanity.\u00a0 I posed a question on Facebook on whether I should go topless at this year’s costume party with my Hottie Scottie costume. The costume package showed a young, fit and topless man in the costume.\u00a0 Well I am 53 and not in as […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"om_disable_all_campaigns":false,"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[23],"tags":[],"class_list":{"0":"post-599","1":"post","2":"type-post","3":"status-publish","4":"format-standard","6":"category-humor","7":"czr-hentry"},"aioseo_notices":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/allivarcreative.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/599","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/allivarcreative.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/allivarcreative.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/allivarcreative.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/allivarcreative.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=599"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/allivarcreative.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/599\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/allivarcreative.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=599"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/allivarcreative.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=599"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/allivarcreative.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=599"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}