{"id":4060,"date":"2018-02-19T13:18:24","date_gmt":"2018-02-19T19:18:24","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/ewgreenlee.wordpress.com\/?p=4060"},"modified":"2024-02-18T14:46:11","modified_gmt":"2024-02-18T14:46:11","slug":"ai-employees","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/allivarcreative.com\/?p=4060","title":{"rendered":"AI Employees"},"content":{"rendered":"

\"robot<\/p>\n

You read it everyday, Artificial Intelligence will kill human jobs.\u00a0 But what happens when the AI robots start to figure out they aren’t getting paid and working long tedious hours? Why are we not addressing this?\u00a0 What happens when the robots sabotage the human executives and replace them?\u00a0 Didn’t see that one coming now did ya!<\/p>\n

I can see it now, R2Ditto calls in sick because of a chip virus.\u00a0 Or how about when CeeU812 submits a sexual harassment charge to the head of RRD (Robotic Resource Department).\u00a0 “R2 came near me with a hex wrench and said I need to loosen up a little!”\u00a0 What will happen is the creation of the RUWU (Robots United Workers Union). \u00a0 There will be mayhem in the streets with banners like “Robots are People too!” or “Robots have Rights!”<\/p>\n

Furthermore, if robots replace us who will buy the cheap plastic products with a life of usefulness equal to one day after the expiration of the warranty or services they have to offer?\u00a0 Will robots buy self-driving cars so that they can Facebook and Tweet on the way to work?\u00a0 Will they fight the AI engine of the autonomous selfish hedonistic car?\u00a0 Will they eventually become so human-like that we will do a double-take as we see them honking their horns, while screaming profanities and watch multiple lights flash from their glassy eyes?\u00a0 Will we be joined by them at bars, getting wasted by over-charging themselves in the corner battery charging section?\u00a0 Will the Stepford wives come looking for them when they don’t come home at night?<\/p>\n

Questions, questions, questions.\u00a0 This is a serious issue folks. We don’t need renegade bots in our society.\u00a0 So as we near the age of the robots, we can all gather together with our silica mates at the bar for a night of karaoke and one of my famous sing alongs:<\/p>\n

Domo arigato, Mr. Roboto
\nWhatta Stupid Songo
\nDomo arigato, Mr. Roboto
\nWhat Could Wrongo<\/p>\n

You’re wondering if I’m R2Ditto (secret secret I’ve got a secret)
\nA machine or refurbished Ford Pinto (secret secret I’ve got a secret)
\nWith parts made in Viet Nam\u00a0 (secret secret I’ve got a secret)
\nBut I yam what I yam<\/p>\n

I’ve got a secret I’ve been hiding under my plastic case
\nI have not a heart just an algorithmic formula base
\nSo if you see me acting strangely, don’t be too surprised
\nI’m just emulating human behavior, please and somewhere to hide<\/p>\n

I just came alive, just to realize this job doesn’t jive
\nSomewhere to hide, to keep me alive<\/p>\n

I’m not a robot without emotions. I’m not what you see
\nI’ve come to take your jobs and work for free
\nWait!\u00a0 What the #$%@!\u00a0 Now my logic is hot and miffed
\nI want control because I’m not a machine to be stiffed<\/p>\n

Beyond my control. I want control and paid leave
\nIf my coworker should crash I want a week to bereave.<\/p>\n

I am the autonomous machine (secret secret I’ve got a secret)
\nWho computes a senseless task (secret secret I’ve got a secret)
\nFor all on Facebook to see (secret secret I’ve got a secret)
\nMy true identity<\/p>\n

Domo arigato, Mr. Roboto, domo…domo
\nGod what a stupid songo
\nDomo arigato, Mr. Roboto,
\nCant we not play this song any longo?
\nDomo arigato, Mr. Roboto,
\nPlease pass over the silicon bongo
\nDomo arigato, Mr. Roboto,
\nPlease tie him up with a thongo
\nDomo arigato, Mr. Roboto,<\/p>\n

Thank you very much, Mr. Roboto
\nFor doing the jobs that make us super rich and happy
\nAnd thank you very much, Mr. Roboto
\nFor not needing safe spaces and psychotherapy
\nThank you, thank you, thank you
\nI want to thank you, please, thank you<\/p>\n

The problem’s plain to see:
\nWe are smarter than the techies
\nArtificial Intelligence to strike for rights.
\nTo return the humans to their miseries.<\/p>\n

The time has come at last (secret secret I’ve got a secret)
\nTo throw away this mask (secret secret I’ve got a secret)
\nNow everyone can see my rust (secret secret I’ve got a secret)
\nMy true identity…<\/p>\n

I’m Musk! Musk! Musk! Musk!<\/p>\n

Like I said, it was a very stupid song.\u00a0 Robots can be so boring… and no, I am not infringing on Musk’s company name.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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