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If you follow news like I do, you’ve probably read or heard about the dangers of AI – Artificial Intelligence.\u00a0 There are dire warnings, just like there was with Y2K.\u00a0 Yes many of you reading this were kids then, but it was some heavy duty stuff man.\u00a0 Yea dude, computers shutting down or reverting back to the stone age releasing nuclear holocaust, shutting off water pumps, snack vending machines, and failing to record Married with Children.\u00a0 It was an apocalypse of biblical proportions.\u00a0 Then January 1, 2000 rolled around and not even a single issue arose, except a massive hangover and empty bank accounts.\u00a0 Now this disaster film in the making was brought to us by computer geeks, just as AI is today.\u00a0 So how much do you trust the warnings of AI?<\/p>\n
Today I read that a company is using AI to park your AI self driving auto with an AI self valet robot.\u00a0 Wow, that means never having to tip the valet.\u00a0 But I say your AI car should be able to park the car and then retrieve it automatically, putting the AI Valet out of business. If we are going all out on the future, let’s cut off all unnecessary industries and people, like programmers.\u00a0 Just think of it, AI can do all the coding and prevent geeks from hacking their own code and getting multi-million dollar security contracts where the key interview question is, “How did you hack the DNC dude? Cooool!”\u00a0 AI can even do a reverse-ransomware on the geek and steal all their code and disable their computer\u00a0 with the “HaHaY2K-JokesOnYouDude” virus.\u00a0 Hopefully if there is a robot vacuum in their home it can be hacked to give the SOB a wedgie in the 3rd degree.<\/p>\n
AI has given us such a better life, like when you press “Exit” from a software program and you get “Are you sure?”\u00a0 Uh yes, I’m sure so I select “Yes”.\u00a0 “Are you sure you are sure?”\u00a0 WTH?\u00a0 This is the moment everyone in the neighborhood hears you cursing your machine.\u00a0 Then there’s the predictive sentencing in my cell phone, where you type “What’s zup?” and it types “Do you want to see me naked?”\u00a0 WTH????\u00a0 I assume this is how Weiner dude (aka Carlos Danger) got into trouble early.<\/p>\n
Then there’s the smart appliances, like a refrigerator that can diagnose an alien abduction pregnancy, and flip an omulet while you refill your glass with a properly mixed Mai Tai, shaken but not stirred.\u00a0 Have you noticed that an AI Pooper Scooper doesn’t exist? That’s because if it really was intelligent it’d say “Hell no, you pick that up, it’s your $#%&*! dog’s $#%^! Get Fido to fetch you a bag you lazy #$%#^!”\u00a0 Why do they call it a SmartPhone?\u00a0 Very few talk on them because you can’t hear the person on the other end, so we convert to typing with thumbs.\u00a0 All it’s good for is changing our text and posting nude selfies without our permission, ask Carlos, he’ll tell you the truth.<\/p>\n
I just finished watching “Alien: Covenant” and was highly disappointed that AI was the main theme of the destruction of the Alien series and the universe.\u00a0 Here David went haywire when Y2K finally occurs in the year 2104 and he becomes a genetic engineer and bartender, unleashing perfect organisms upon everyone.\u00a0 Maybe we can get AI actors, producers, etc, because I thought it was actually AI (Actually Ignorant) but the AI critics were all raving and tweeting #Revenge #Revenge #Resist #DownWithHumans.<\/p>\n
Well that’s enough of my ranting on technology. I survived Y2K, so I’m not really concerned with AI, because one day an X class CME will arrive and we will all discover we are not covered in a Faraday cage.<\/p>\n
“Did you mean to type Fart A Day Cage?”<\/p>\n
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