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You have two choices in life. To cry or laugh. I choose to laugh. We had a little drama during the remodeling of our home here on Kauai so we could sell it.\u00a0 Let me set the scene.\u00a0 We order a sink only later to find out it will not fit, leaving exposed edges.\u00a0 This obviously would have made us look like amateur hillbilly’s, and that’s a hard thing to accomplish. But here on Kauai there’s not a lot of inventory to select from, and the plumber, who is also the owner of a dive company, was already scheduled for diving classes.\u00a0 This meant we had to go a few days without a sink, which is also connected to the dishwasher.\u00a0 So this left only one alternative, wash our dishes while we shower, nothing glamorous like singing in the rain. I kid you not.<\/p>\n
So what can you do?\u00a0 You can first curse – which I did, followed by drinking every Mai Tai, Blue Hawaiian, and assorted wines we had in the house – which I did.\u00a0 You can then cry over your hangover or the woes of the world.\u00a0 But, I choose to laugh and look at the funny and bright side of life.<\/p>\n
With all this in mind, let’s us return to the world of my now famous sing along songs, to the tune of the Beverly Hillbillies for added effect.<\/p>\n
Let me tell you about a story about a man named Ed,<\/em> Curse word that is, rather crude<\/em><\/p>\n The next thing you know Ed\u2019s wife is washing from the shower<\/em> Lead skillet that is, hard and painful<\/em><\/p>\n Well now it’s time to say<\/em> Now surely my fellow readers you have some humorous tales of life gone sour.\u00a0 Shout out.<\/p>\n<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":" You have two choices in life. To cry or laugh. I choose to laugh. We had a little drama during the remodeling of our home here on Kauai so we could sell it.\u00a0 Let me set the scene.\u00a0 We order a sink only later to find out it will not fit, leaving exposed edges.\u00a0 This […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"om_disable_all_campaigns":false,"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[169,365,646,714,1039],"class_list":{"0":"post-3159","1":"post","2":"type-post","3":"status-publish","4":"format-standard","6":"category-uncategorized","7":"tag-beverly-hillbilly-sing-along","8":"tag-dish-washing","9":"tag-humor","10":"tag-kauai-home-ownership","11":"tag-remodel-jobs-gone-bad","12":"czr-hentry"},"aioseo_notices":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/allivarcreative.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3159","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/allivarcreative.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/allivarcreative.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/allivarcreative.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/allivarcreative.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=3159"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/allivarcreative.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3159\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/allivarcreative.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=3159"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/allivarcreative.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=3159"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/allivarcreative.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=3159"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}
\n Who moved to Hawaii so his dreams could be fed. <\/em>
\n Then one day while remodeling the sink the contractor said, \u201cthis model ain\u2019t going to fit.\u201d
\nSo poor ole Ed slumped and yelled out \u201cI can\u2019t believe this $#%&\u201d. <\/span><\/em><\/p>\n\n
\n His wife said, \u201cEd get this fixed quick or I\u2019m going to get sour.\u201d<\/em>
\n He made the mistake of saying, \u201cHey babe you\u2019re still in paradise\u201d<\/em>
\n That\u2019s when she clocked him upside the head with kitchen merchandise.<\/em><\/p>\n
\n Goodbye to Ed and all his remodeling fun,<\/em>
\n He told his wife no more homes with potential,<\/em>
\n or he\u2019s going to get a gun.<\/em>
\n You’re all invited here to share the insanity<\/em>
\n As long as you can wash dishes from the bathroom vanity.<\/em><\/p>\n