{"id":3004,"date":"2015-12-30T16:44:07","date_gmt":"2015-12-30T22:44:07","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/ewgreenlee.wordpress.com\/?p=3004"},"modified":"2015-12-30T16:44:07","modified_gmt":"2015-12-30T22:44:07","slug":"last-blog-entry-of-2015","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/allivarcreative.com\/?p=3004","title":{"rendered":"Last Blog Entry of 2015"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"https:\/\/ewgreenlee.files.wordpress.com\/2015\/12\/aswell1.png\" rel=\"attachment wp-att-3005\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter wp-image-3005\" src=\"https:\/\/ewgreenlee.files.wordpress.com\/2015\/12\/aswell1.png?w=300&#038;resize=410%2C273\" alt=\"Aswell1\" width=\"410\" height=\"273\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>Well, 2015 wasn&#8217;t my greatest year for writing here on the most fabulous blog of the world (I had readers from 71 countries).\u00a0 I blame it on living on the island of Kauai since May.\u00a0 You see here we have gorgeous days and nights with endless flowing Mai Tai&#8217;s &#8211; ahhhh paradise!\u00a0 The biggest problem living on Kauai is that you have to be innovative at generating revenue to STAY on Kauai.\u00a0 This is where I decided to rent out my two spare bedrooms under the fine B&amp;B trademark HippieHootNanny.com<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/ewgreenlee.files.wordpress.com\/2015\/12\/hootnanny.jpg\" rel=\"attachment wp-att-3007\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-medium wp-image-3007\" src=\"https:\/\/ewgreenlee.files.wordpress.com\/2015\/12\/hootnanny.jpg?w=235&#038;resize=235%2C300\" alt=\"HootNanny\" width=\"235\" height=\"300\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>You see, I spare no expense for anyone who wants to come enjoy Kauai.\u00a0 All you have to do is want to live like a hippy and not give a hoot nanny.\u00a0 Let your dreadlocks flow and have your hitchhiking thumb ready to take you places. We, the management, will give you plenty of amenities such as a floor and yoga mat to sleep on and a fully convertible ironing board\/desk.\u00a0 We care about you and your simple hippy needs.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/ewgreenlee.files.wordpress.com\/2015\/12\/hootnanny2.jpg\" rel=\"attachment wp-att-3008\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-medium wp-image-3008\" src=\"https:\/\/ewgreenlee.files.wordpress.com\/2015\/12\/hootnanny2.jpg?w=300&#038;resize=300%2C200\" alt=\"Hootnanny2\" width=\"300\" height=\"200\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>We must warn you however that you might discover you are allergic to Mango and will swell up and itch like a hound dog from Arkansas. That goes for unprocessed Cashews and about 1,000 other varieties of tropical plants and fruits. Medical Marijuana has just been made legal, so you might just wish to swell up.<\/p>\n<p>So if Kauai is on your mind for 2016 and you want to channel that inner hippy in you, call 1-800-HIP-HOOT.\u00a0 That&#8217;s hippiehootnanny.com, yes, that&#8217;s hippiehootnanny.com (wink).<\/p>\n<p>Now I must get busy on 2016 resolutions, my top ten are:<\/p>\n<ol>\n<li>Add toilet seat to guest bathroom.<\/li>\n<li>Tie dye the carpet.<\/li>\n<li>Finish bamboo Buddha sculpture.<\/li>\n<li>Complete the rum still.<\/li>\n<li>Scrub 2015&#8217;s red dirt off feet.<\/li>\n<li>Take a bath at Hanalei<\/li>\n<li>Erect peace symbol sign so people can easily locate us.<\/li>\n<li>Learn to pronounce Poipu<\/li>\n<li>Pay my lovely property manager a salary for 2015.<\/li>\n<li>Write more awesome posts.<\/li>\n<\/ol>\n<p><span class=\"st\">hau\u2019oli makakiki hou (Happy Hippy New Year!)<br \/>\n<\/span><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&nbsp; Well, 2015 wasn&#8217;t my greatest year for writing here on the most fabulous blog of the world (I had readers from 71 countries).\u00a0 I blame it on living on the island of Kauai since May.\u00a0 You see here we have gorgeous days and nights with endless flowing Mai Tai&#8217;s &#8211; ahhhh paradise!\u00a0 The biggest [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"om_disable_all_campaigns":false,"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[159,588,599,622,646,713,982],"class_list":{"0":"post-3004","1":"post","2":"type-post","3":"status-publish","4":"format-standard","6":"category-uncategorized","7":"tag-bed-and-breakfast","8":"tag-hanalei","9":"tag-hawaii","10":"tag-hippy","11":"tag-humor","12":"tag-kauai","13":"tag-poipu","14":"czr-hentry"},"aioseo_notices":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/allivarcreative.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3004","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/allivarcreative.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/allivarcreative.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/allivarcreative.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/allivarcreative.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=3004"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/allivarcreative.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3004\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/allivarcreative.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=3004"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/allivarcreative.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=3004"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/allivarcreative.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=3004"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}