{"id":2904,"date":"2015-02-14T19:11:20","date_gmt":"2015-02-15T01:11:20","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/ewgreenlee.wordpress.com\/?p=2904"},"modified":"2024-03-21T22:13:07","modified_gmt":"2024-03-21T22:13:07","slug":"man-club-february-2015-token-male","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/allivarcreative.com\/?p=2904","title":{"rendered":"Man Club – February 2015 (Token Male)"},"content":{"rendered":"
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A Token!!!<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n

In my last post <\/a>you learned I was working for a local CPA firm comprised of 99.9% women, or as I call it –\u00a0“Occupy Insanity Street.”\u00a0 They have dubbed me a token male.\u00a0 To be precise, here’s the meaning:<\/p>\n

“anything<\/span> of<\/span> only<\/span> nominal<\/span> value”<\/span><\/em><\/p>\n

Well… this shall not\u00a0stand!\u00a0 We tokens, I mean men, have to stand up for our value in society with comments like these,<\/p>\n

“You see those kids over there?!\u00a0 You think you did that all on your own?!\u00a0 Who’s your Token now, huh?”<\/p>\n

“You mow that yard in the 110 degree Oklahoma heat.\u00a0This Token dares you.”<\/p>\n

“You want that sofa moved where?\u00a0 Tokens don’t do that!”<\/p>\n

“You need help moving that box of copy paper on the top shelf. Bow before the Token.”<\/p>\n

A Token!\u00a0 The only tokens I know are the ones you use in Vegas, like inserting a token in a machine to win, or lose 99.9% of the time.\u00a0 Which makes you wonder who really is in charge of the gambling industry, and why women are so well dressed, but I’ll cover that subject in a later fashion review.<\/p>\n

As long as women continue\u00a0mutation, not to be confused with maturation,\u00a0there will be the\u00a0need to update man club law and regulation (a very tedious and draining task).\u00a0 So in order to dispel this insane idea of tokenism, here are some valuable club rules:<\/p>\n

Section 179-b.l.a.h.b.l.a.h.b.l.a.h.<\/span><\/p>\n

“Pretend to listen”<\/em><\/p>\n

\"PuffyLips\"<\/a><\/p>\n

Yes, it’s that easy.\u00a0 When the woman is done talking or lock-jawed, whichever comes first, nod your head and reply, “I couldn’t agree more!”<\/p>\n

Section Gr8.1<\/span><\/p>\n

“Forced False Flattery”<\/em><\/p>\n

\"BabyFart3\"<\/a><\/p>\n

When they are having a bad hair, face and body\u00a0day; tell them how lovely they are.\u00a0 No Token would ever go to that much trouble.<\/p>\n

Section Gr8.1.2.<\/span><\/p>\n

“Daily Affirmation”<\/em><\/p>\n

\"fashion-disasters-02\"<\/a><\/p>\n

Give them a nice little gift that will inspire their “Inner Goddess” or “Inner Rhino.”<\/p>\n

You see, the Man Club code book is full of life-saving tips just like the three sampled above.\u00a0 To show you are not a token male, renew today with your $1,000 membership fee, because the Man Club is all about being a masculine manly-man.<\/p>\n

What?<\/p>\n

You say the fee is too high?!<\/p>\n

Well you #$%^$^$ worthless\u00a0@#%@Q%$ TOKEN MEN!!!<\/p>\n

I’m sorry for my outburst, I still haven’t recovered from the Gr8I812 virus spreading around “Occupy Insanity Street.”\u00a0 Until next month, enjoy your manhood, it is under attack every day.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

In my last post you learned I was working for a local CPA firm comprised of 99.9% women, or as I call it –\u00a0“Occupy Insanity Street.”\u00a0 They have dubbed me a token male.\u00a0 To be precise, here’s the meaning: “anything of only nominal value” Well… this shall not\u00a0stand!\u00a0 We tokens, I mean men, have to […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":4265,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"om_disable_all_campaigns":false,"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[30],"tags":[432,456,646,1198,1350],"class_list":{"0":"post-2904","1":"post","2":"type-post","3":"status-publish","4":"format-standard","5":"has-post-thumbnail","7":"category-man-club","8":"tag-ew-greenlee","9":"tag-fashion","10":"tag-humor","11":"tag-tax-season-humor","12":"tag-women","13":"czr-hentry"},"aioseo_notices":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/allivarcreative.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/03\/Man-Club.png?fit=800%2C533&ssl=1","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/allivarcreative.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2904","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/allivarcreative.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/allivarcreative.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/allivarcreative.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/allivarcreative.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2904"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/allivarcreative.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2904\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":4262,"href":"https:\/\/allivarcreative.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2904\/revisions\/4262"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/allivarcreative.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/4265"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/allivarcreative.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2904"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/allivarcreative.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=2904"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/allivarcreative.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=2904"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}