{"id":2859,"date":"2014-10-12T15:06:40","date_gmt":"2014-10-12T20:06:40","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/ewgreenlee.wordpress.com\/?p=2859"},"modified":"2014-10-12T15:06:40","modified_gmt":"2014-10-12T20:06:40","slug":"anti-social-media-welcome-to-sneerbook","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/allivarcreative.com\/?p=2859","title":{"rendered":"Anti Social Media – Welcome to SneerBook"},"content":{"rendered":"

Why do they call it social media?\u00a0 It’s all a lie.\u00a0 Social media is just the politically correct way of saying it.\u00a0 There are folks getting rich giving you a medium to post some really nasty stuff, you just hope you don’t get caught, well until today.\u00a0 Welcome to SneerBook<\/strong> <\/em>the first official anti social media.<\/p>\n

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That’s right, for only $19.95 per month you can get on SneerBook<\/strong><\/em> and be as obnoxious as\u00a0 you want to be.\u00a0 Are you\u00a0sick and tired of all those icky sweet selfies?\u00a0 You bet you are.\u00a0 So join SneerBook<\/strong> <\/em>today and post your most obnoxious sneer possible.\u00a0Practice your condescending attitude on others, see how long your anti-friends list lasts.\u00a0 Have the blast of your life.\u00a0 Tired of reading how many dates with Mr. Wonderful your female friends are posting?\u00a0 Simply click on the “Sneer” button and select from of list of sneers from your photo list, or select “Cattle Prod” to submit a socially disturbing jolt of electrically, or upload the\u00a0Stuxnet virus.\u00a0 We give you the tools to be as snarky as you want to be, we let you hijack friends list, or press the instant create clique button to block you.\u00a0 We have it all.<\/p>\n

Our next version will be spectacular with the first voice response system “Sniri” which you can use to create sardonic and sadistic algorithms to invade others\u00a0\u00a0privacy and taunt them\u00a0with posts like:<\/p>\n

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  1. “Your nude photo\u00a0will be\u00a0posted live at 12:00 am tonight”<\/em>, and at 12:01 “Just kidding.”<\/em><\/li>\n
  2. “Not that same high school picture again! Aren’t you 85 now?”<\/em><\/li>\n
  3. “Okay, okay go to Hawaii already.\u00a0 Disappear puhleeze!”<\/em><\/li>\n<\/ol>\n

    With release 2.0 we will introduce our new shorter version called “Swatter.<\/em><\/strong>”\u00a0 Will give you 140 characters to say whatever anti social ideas come to your mind or to instantly dispense digital vigilante justice.\u00a0Try to delete a Swat and it just replicates\u00a0it to all your Swatters. How anti establishment can\u00a0you get?!\u00a0\u00a0We’ve thought of everything, but since you will desperately want to be a member and make us rich, \u00a0I’m sure you want to be proactive in our future features.\u00a0 Simply click on the SneerBook<\/strong><\/em> anti-privacy feature so you can share your sneers with us and our advertisers.\u00a0 We’ll post things you absolutely do not want so you have something to sneer about.\u00a0 Click our\u00a0user agreement disclosure, which you know you are too lazy to read, and select\u00a0“I\u00a0sneer at the world” as acceptance that there are no rules, it’s so anti, anti-social all the malcontents will be sharing with the rest of the dysfunctional world and we will have 750,000,000 members before New Years.<\/p>\n

    It’s time for something completely\u00a0original and disturbingly\u00a0honest –\u00a0join SneerBook<\/strong><\/em>!!!<\/p>\n

    SneerBook<\/h2>\n

    An Anti Social Subsidiary of
    \nBig Bollocks Bobby\u00a0Worldwide Enterprises Conglomerate Algamated, Inc, LLC<\/h2>\n
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    Legal Disclosure – I know you won’t read this, but this is satire.\u00a0 You know… that stuff you see on SNL?\u00a0 It is\u00a0meant to be absurd.<\/strong><\/h6>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

    Why do they call it social media?\u00a0 It’s all a lie.\u00a0 Social media is just the politically correct way of saying it.\u00a0 There are folks getting rich giving you a medium to post some really nasty stuff, you just hope you don’t get caught, well until today.\u00a0 Welcome to SneerBook the first official anti social […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"om_disable_all_campaigns":false,"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[432,440,441,646,1133,1137],"class_list":{"0":"post-2859","1":"post","2":"type-post","3":"status-publish","4":"format-standard","6":"category-uncategorized","7":"tag-ew-greenlee","8":"tag-facebook","9":"tag-facebook-friends","10":"tag-humor","11":"tag-sneerbook","12":"tag-social-media","13":"czr-hentry"},"aioseo_notices":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/allivarcreative.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2859","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/allivarcreative.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/allivarcreative.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/allivarcreative.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/allivarcreative.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2859"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/allivarcreative.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2859\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/allivarcreative.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2859"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/allivarcreative.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=2859"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/allivarcreative.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=2859"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}