{"id":1955,"date":"2013-04-03T16:36:49","date_gmt":"2013-04-03T21:36:49","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/ewgreenlee.wordpress.com\/?p=1955"},"modified":"2013-04-03T16:36:49","modified_gmt":"2013-04-03T21:36:49","slug":"game-of-throbbing-nipple-thrones","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/allivarcreative.com\/?p=1955","title":{"rendered":"Game of Throbbing Nipple Thrones"},"content":{"rendered":"
\"The<\/a>
The Throne at Famous Hamish Hall<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n

For you Game of Thrones<\/em> addicts, season three has begun and we find out who back stabs who, all for a chair of scrap swords.<\/p>\n

First episode we saw a guy try out the newest body mutation craze, male nipple removal.\u00a0 Now, I’m pretty tough.\u00a0 I’m 6’1″, 230 pounds, a former weight lifter and three sport athlete.\u00a0 But you come near my nipples and I’ll scream like a 3′ 1″, 60 pound geek. Owie.\u00a0 This is why Famous Hamish (one of my many multiple personality disorders) can’t understand the world of body piercing.\u00a0 Seems fitting in these days where everyone is trying to discard, stretch, staple, pierce, impale, pedazzles, vadazzles, and stuff their body parts.<\/p>\n

I kid with a a blogger who stated she no longer answers the door for all the church people, roofing contractors, and even her small children.\u00a0 I kidded her that soon those children will grow up and pierce, discard, stretch, staple, stuff, impale, and dazzle their bodies.\u00a0 They will become so popular that the members of the band “Twisted Pierced Nipple Sisters”, will want to hang out at her house.\u00a0 They won’t knock, they’ll just bang their heads against the door until it cracks.\u00a0 They will overrun you and lay siege to your doomsday prepper stock of extra cheesy crunchy bacon jalapeno cheese Cheetos.<\/p>\n

I’m already eager for episode two.\u00a0 I’m sure some renegade punk rockers will be captured and tortured, only for the Lannister’s to discover\u00a0 – they actually love it!\u00a0 With thrilling dialogue like this,<\/p>\n

“Come on Kingslayer, bedazzle me!\u00a0 I dare you!\u00a0 Denipple me you coward! Ooh baby ooh.”<\/em><\/p>\n

If you love my script writing, just send me a message, I’m eagerly waiting writing stardom by my phone throne.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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