{"id":1807,"date":"2013-03-04T07:06:28","date_gmt":"2013-03-04T13:06:28","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/ewgreenlee.wordpress.com\/?p=1807"},"modified":"2013-03-04T07:06:28","modified_gmt":"2013-03-04T13:06:28","slug":"man-club-march-2013-edition-the-great-cupcake-conspiracy","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/allivarcreative.com\/?p=1807","title":{"rendered":"Man Club – March 2013 Edition (The Great Cupcake Conspiracy)"},"content":{"rendered":"
\"The<\/a>
The Great Cupcake Conspiracy<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n

Each month I pick a topic and somehow insanely blend it into my growing list of monthly blog posts.\u00a0 This month’s insanity is cupcakes, because it seems to be a huge international conspiracy and trend.\u00a0 To get men interested in the trend, ladies are topping the silly little cakes with bacon.\u00a0 Not only are they topping these things with meats, they are hosting little parties around the cakes.\u00a0 Now I first published this conspiracy in the Female Code<\/a>, which I advise all men to read first for perspective.<\/p>\n

Okay now that you are done reading, you are now aware of the conspiracy.\u00a0 Some of our male guests to the club don’t quite believe me do you?\u00a0 Do you recall the great cigar smoking conspiracy of 1990’s?\u00a0 The one were women started smoking cigars to get in on our social functions.\u00a0 WHAT?\u00a0 You didn’t realize this until now?<\/p>\n

\"WomanCigar\"<\/a>
Ditto Von Teaser<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n

I am beginning to wonder about my own gender. This is why membership in the man club is so very, very, important to the survival of our gender.\u00a0 You are being bombarded by sweets and meats – FOOLS!\u00a0 Every time your humble president advises you of the latest female conspiracy, a new one is being deviously developed.\u00a0 Ladies have a special institute for this very reason.\u00a0 They invest heavy in R&D to infiltrating our world. Cupcakes sales are now big business.\u00a0 So if you notice the lady of your life with a clipboard observing you, you are being scoped out, for the next trend if bacon covered cupcakes begin to fail.\u00a0 As I researched this topic, I found a site that simply says “Everyday is a cause for celebration”, with their cupcakes, of course.\u00a0 This is where we men need to retaliate.\u00a0 I know their weaknesses found in the 7C gene of their female code – Control, Chocolate, Cupcakes, Coffee, Cream, Cigars and Carats (As in diamonds).<\/p>\n

Therefore an emergency amendment has been made to our rule book.<\/p>\n

Section 666, Paragraph (A) Subsection (1), Lower Level (b)<\/strong>, which states:<\/p>\n

“Hoard all the chocolate, coffee, cupcakes, cigars, cows and diamonds.\u00a0 Without these vital life ingredients, the female loses her mind and control over you.”<\/em><\/p>\n

Yeah, yeah, I know it’s not technically a complete paragraph, but your humble president is a simple man. To prove my point, I too, am observing the unspoken female code.\u00a0 My daughter came home the other day with chocolate covered coffee beans.\u00a0 She mixes hot chocolate with her coffee and adds cream.\u00a0 My wife cannot live without coffee and cream.\u00a0 Luckily for me neither is into cigars or cupcakes at the present time.<\/p>\n

Now that you have been advised, be on the watch out for their next infiltrating conspiracy. They usually involve something subtle, sultry, sweet and meaty.\u00a0 Every so often one female loses her mind and isn’t subtle, like Lady Gaga’s meat dress.\u00a0\u00a0 Poor gal, even us men don’t fall for the “come and get it” boy toy meaty buffet ploy. Some gals are just born that way.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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